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by Seth » Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:32 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Svartalf wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:There aren't enough Moslem girls masturbating with copies of the Koran.
Well, neither the object not the content are any too suitable for fapsome activity, are they?
Somebody ought to market a huge dildo called "Mohammed", with the name written in arabic on the shaft. Just for a laff!
Better build them in a bomb-proof bunker...
Besides, Mohammad was all about fucking other people, particularly young children.
Now, if you used it for ANAL sex....
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:01 am
Seth wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Svartalf wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:There aren't enough Moslem girls masturbating with copies of the Koran.
Well, neither the object not the content are any too suitable for fapsome activity, are they?
Somebody ought to market a huge dildo called "Mohammed", with the name written in arabic on the shaft. Just for a laff!
Better build them in a bomb-proof bunker...
Besides, Mohammad was all about fucking other people, particularly young children.
Now, if you used it for ANAL sex....
...and covered it in pig leather...
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by Seth » Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:40 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Seth wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Svartalf wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:There aren't enough Moslem girls masturbating with copies of the Koran.
Well, neither the object not the content are any too suitable for fapsome activity, are they?
Somebody ought to market a huge dildo called "Mohammed", with the name written in arabic on the shaft. Just for a laff!
Better build them in a bomb-proof bunker...
Besides, Mohammad was all about fucking other people, particularly young children.
Now, if you used it for ANAL sex....
...and covered it in pig leather...
...and lubricated it with bacon fat...
Wait...doesn't this qualify as hate speech in the UK?
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:04 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Svartalf wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:There aren't enough Moslem girls masturbating with copies of the Koran.
Well, neither the object not the content are any too suitable for fapsome activity, are they?
Somebody ought to market a huge dildo called "Mohammed", with the name written in arabic on the shaft. Just for a laff!
Google fails.
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by Sælir » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:15 pm
Where is this bacon clad dildo you speak of?
WHERE???
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by Jason » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:18 pm
Hmm.. demand Aza wrap his dong with bacon pre-coitus? ... and record it.
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by Jason » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:19 pm
Probably best to put a condom over the bacon wrapped cock.. elsewise I think infection and other complications could arise.
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by Sælir » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:23 pm
Oh, he always does that, I was just looking for a bacon clad dildo
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:34 pm
Sælir wrote:Oh, he always does that, I was just looking for a bacon clad dildo
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Fucking bacon!
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by Sælir » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:15 pm
Yes, please
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:17 pm
The Merkin expression "getting porked"...
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by Sælir » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:41 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The Merkin expression "getting porked"...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:42 am
Sælir, do you have an ASUS Transformer Pad TF700T by any chance?
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by JimC » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:43 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Sælir, do you have an ASUS Transformer Pad TF700T by any chance?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Jason » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:47 am
My Blackberry used to do the same shit. Secret advertising campaign?
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