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Ah, Those Catholic School Girls...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:16 pm

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/06/07/n ... -crucifix/
Nebraska Catholic school ‘praying’ after former student masturbates with crucifix

A Catholic school in Nebraska says it is praying for a former student who returned to campus to take nude photos and masturbate with a crucifix.

Valerie Dodds, 19, told KETV that she started a nude photography business after graduating from Lincoln East High School. But she said some her classmates from her former school, St. Pius X High School, started “saying mean things and that’s when I decided to go there and show them that I’m here to stay.”

“Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website and so this is my tribute to all of you lol,” Dodds writes on her website. “I held nothing back I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy! I used every part of the school I could get into, payback is a bitch ha ha.”

Dodds also posted videos and photos on her website to back up her claims.

That stunt got the aspiring entrepreneur cited for public nudity and trespassing.

So Dodds went back to the school, this time legally dressed in nipple covers and underwear.

In a statement to KETV, St. Pius X’s Monsignor Perkinton warned that the school would contact the authorities to report any future illegal activity.

“More important to us, however, is that we constantly follow our school’s motto: To Restore All Things in Christ,” Perkinton said. “To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it.”

For her part, Dodds is now considering a photo shoot in “pasties and panties” at the Lincoln County Courthouse.

“That sounds fun to me,” she insisted.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:39 pm

Pius X was the first Pope in 400 years to be canonized. He was said to have performed miracles, like when he was holding a paralyzed child in his arms who then suddenly wriggled free and ran around the room. He also wrote to parents of a child with menangitis, and he told them to hope and pray, and wallah, the child was healed. He supposedly cured a Cardinal of turberculosis by telling him to go back to the seminary and he would be fine.

He formed a group called the Solarditium Piarum which was a group to inform on "modernists" and call them out for "heresy."

Pius X was very much against separation of church and state and he got into a huge row with France of the deal. It was under Pius X that France issued the Law of Separation which separated church from state and the Vatican denounced that ruling, and removed any priests from France who acknowledged the Third Republic. He refused to meet with President Roosevelt because Roosevelt was also going to meet with Italian Methodists. LOL.

In other words, they name their school after a total douche who lies about healing the sick when he obviously can't, because he's human, and chases people around for heresy and wants to impose Catholic dogma on governments -- and they're pissed at some dopey girl who did naughty things to her own body? Fuck them, and their religion.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:50 pm

There aren't enough Moslem girls masturbating with copies of the Koran.

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Post by Jason » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:52 pm

A crescent moon might be a better fit.

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:55 pm

I don't remember any Catholic schoolgirls like that. :think:

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Post by Trinity » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:07 pm

Well at least she's not got a guilt trip!

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:18 pm

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Post by Jason » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:21 pm

I hope she made him use a condom. Dude is always about to come.

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Post by Trinity » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:21 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
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He's got come to bed eyes if I ever saw them ;)

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:23 pm

I've seen one like it hanging in a bedroom. It definitely watches you. :creepy:

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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:23 pm

Făkünamę wrote:A crescent moon might be a better fit.
That's one big vagina! :shock:

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:26 pm

Făkünamę wrote:I hope she made him use a condom. Dude is always about to come.
:hehe:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:29 pm

What took you all so long? :nono:

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:32 pm

Twat. I was just trying to post that! :lay:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:33 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Twat. I was just trying to post that! :lay:
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