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Post by **Rum** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:29 am

From the Beeb: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-22728150

Dracula and Frankenstein in Newmarket school exam blunder

Pupils at a school were "horrified" to discover they had been taught the wrong Gothic text, two weeks before their A-level English exam.

Sixth-formers at Newmarket College in Suffolk studied Bram Stoker's Dracula instead of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

Abbie Stallabrass, 18, said the "bombshell was dropped" three days before half-term, leaving them with only a few teaching days to prepare.

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Our teacher came in and seemed unusually nice and chirpy, and then she dropped the bombshell. It was crazy”

Exam board AQA said it was aware and pupils would not be disadvantaged.

Miss Stallabrass said the error was discovered by chance by another English teacher who was starting to prepare for the following year's course.
'Inadequate' school

"He noticed Dracula had been dropped from the curriculum and we should have been studying Frankenstein," she said.

"Our teacher came in and seemed unusually nice and chirpy, and then she dropped the bombshell. It was crazy. We were pretty horrified.

"On Friday another teacher gave us a five-hour intensive session on Frankenstein, which was incredibly stressful but it did get us up to speed with the story," she added.
Christopher Lee as Dracula and Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster Christopher Lee as Dracula in 1972 and Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's monster in 1931

The class had been studying the Bram Stoker text for eight months and Miss Stallabrass said she and fellow students had to rearrange their half-term revision plans to take account of the blunder.

"We are all very nervous about Thursday's exam," she said.

"We really don't know what to expect and two of the class are relying on these grades for their university offers," she added.

No-one from the school - which was rated "inadequate" and "a school that requires special measures" in an Ofsted report earlier this year - was available to comment.

However, the examination board AQA confirmed the school had made it aware of the mix-up and said: "Exam boards do change set texts from time to time, and where this happens we ensure that we let schools know.

"Where a school has taught the wrong text by mistake, we work with them to find the most appropriate solution so that students aren't disadvantaged.

"We have put arrangements in place so that students will be able to refer to Dracula in part of their responses and their answers will be marked as normal."

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:37 am

"We have put arrangements in place so that students will be able to refer to Dracula in part of their responses and their answers will be marked as normal."

Q: What did the Baron create?

A: Dracula.

Post by **pErvinalia** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:44 am

Socialism.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:09 am

Post by **Audley Strange** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:19 am

How? I mean how?

These dimwits are being paid to teach children, what the fuck can they teach them if they can't even get basic admin right? I'm not a teacher but I was sure changes to the curriculum are not just faxed through to the office junior only once.

Post by **cronus** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:52 am

Simply substitute teeth for bolts. This isn't a big issue.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:56 am

Scrumple wrote:Simply substitute teeth for bolts. This isn't a big issue.

But you have to deal with the "undead vs. reanimated" issue.

Post by **Rum** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:59 am

Audley Strange wrote:How? I mean how?

These dimwits are being paid to teach children, what the fuck can they teach them if they can't even get basic admin right? I'm not a teacher but I was sure changes to the curriculum are not just faxed through to the office junior only once.

The schooled failed its Ofsted inspection. One can see why I guess.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:01 pm

"They got the wrong book?"

Post by **Audley Strange** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:49 pm

Rum wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:How? I mean how?

These dimwits are being paid to teach children, what the fuck can they teach them if they can't even get basic admin right? I'm not a teacher but I was sure changes to the curriculum are not just faxed through to the office junior only once.
The schooled failed its Ofsted inspection. One can see why I guess.

This is what really pisses me off about the U.K. We keep hearing politicians saying "We need to hold the private sector to account." When was the last time a Education Minister was jailed for gross incompetence?

Post by **Warren Dew** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:30 pm

They studied one book for eight months?

Post by **klr** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:35 pm

But they're so easy to mix up ...

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:39 pm

Warren Dew wrote:They studied one book for eight months?

It was the novel they were assigned for that year.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:40 pm

klr wrote:But they're so easy to mix up ...

Course they aren't! Who could possibly confuse Bela Karloff with Boris Lugosi?

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:41 pm

Wait! Bella wants to Boris?

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