Guess The No 10 Love Rats?

[cronus]

No.10 rocked by secret love affair: 'Stunned' PM holds crisis talks over fears tryst will 'blow political agenda out of the water'

David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for him.
For legal reasons, The Mail on Sunday cannot disclose the identities of the people involved or any details of the relationship – even its duration – other than that they are middle-aged figures. The affair has now concluded.
But this newspaper can report that when aides told Mr Cameron the identities of the alleged lovers he was ‘stunned’, and, according to sources, ‘immediately realised the importance of the story’.
The Prime Minister and his aides also discussed the possible fallout should details of the affair become public – and how such disclosure could ‘blow out of the water’ any major political set pieces planned by No 10.
One senior source told this newspaper last night: ‘This revelation is dynamite. None of us could believe it when we first heard it. Then we just thought, “What a complete mess”.’
The source added that, apart from the political implications, the revelation had caused ‘great personal distress to innocent parties’.
It is understood that the Prime Minister was told of the relationship - which does not involve anyone serving in the Cabinet - within the past few weeks.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2V47V97JD

[Tyrannical]

If you'd cheat on your wife, you'd probably cheat on your Country too.

[cronus]

If you'd cheat on your wife, you'd probably cheat on your Country too.

Love making is politics by other means too....

[Calilasseia]

Osborne and a dominatrix hooker, perchance?

[Horwood Beer-Master]

When did the internet suddenly become so fucking timid? I can't find the names involved anywhere.

The only guess we can rule out straight away is "Osborne and reality".

[Audley Strange]

It doesn't involve members of the cabinet yet it would cause a "sensation" in the mind of the Daily Mail reading public and blow the political agenda out the water and they are not in the cabinet?

I guess Kate and William have both becided on Gok Wan as their sex partner and the Mail has found out he's a illegal immigrant and a Europhile Single Mother.

[cronus]

Scoop....

[Rum]

Ex-members of the cabinet it looks like. There is clearly a public interest and I have little doubt we will know shortly.

[cronus]

Ex-members of the cabinet it looks like. There is clearly a public interest and I have little doubt we will know shortly.

The likelyhood is Samantha Cameron and Boris Johnson....few other combinations would provoke a media blackout. Bet the lights are on at No 10 tonight.

[Audley Strange]

Hmmm. I'm not sure it is in the public interest, yet. Problem is it's the sort of judgement that can only be made after such names are revealed, which defeats the point. Gossip about People's love lives are not in the public interest, but if it is a matter where such a person and who exists on their reputation, is revealed as being hypocritical then it is, since we need to know whether or not they can be trusted to be voted for.

I'm wondering now rather if the individuals were not the partners of Members of the Cabinet. Duhn Duhn DUUUUUUUHHHN!!!!

[Horwood Beer-Master]

SamCam and Nick Griffin?

[Rum]

Theresa May and Samantha Cameron?

[cronus]

Probably Boris who nicked Daves bike a few years ago too.

[Rum]

Hmmm. I'm not sure it is in the public interest, yet. Problem is it's the sort of judgement that can only be made after such names are revealed, which defeats the point. Gossip about People's love lives are not in the public interest, but if it is a matter where such a person and who exists on their reputation, is revealed as being hypocritical then it is, since we need to know whether or not they can be trusted to be voted for.

I'm wondering now rather if the individuals were not the partners of Members of the Cabinet. Duhn Duhn DUUUUUUUHHHN!!!!

Emerging gossip has Boris and Samantha as favourites. If so that is most definitely a public interest story.

It may of course all be utter bull.

[Audley Strange]

I find it hard to believe it's that.

Oh I know, it's the daily mail right? I wonder if they're talking about the rumours about Princess Diana secretly dating that guy who's Dad owns Harrods.