The atheist tornado survivor..

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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by klr » Thu May 23, 2013 12:04 pm

Scrumple wrote:Atheists attract the Lords wrath in the form of very humongous whirlwinds. Your home may be at risk if you are living near one. Become a atheist today. The eye of the storm is the safest place to be..... :dunno:
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Mysturji » Thu May 23, 2013 2:56 pm

Collector1337 wrote:You know you're a hardcore atheist when you almost get killed by a tornado and are still atheist.
Make sense, that statement does not. :yoda:
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 23, 2013 3:06 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:You know you're a hardcore atheist when you almost get killed by a tornado and are still atheist.
Make sense, that statement does not. :yoda:
He's saying his god is out to smite atheists, and school kids, and that seven month old baby at the convenience store, and if atheists don't recognize the fact then they're "hardcore" and not amenable to reason.


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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Tyrannical » Thu May 23, 2013 3:11 pm

That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by cronus » Thu May 23, 2013 3:26 pm

Tyrannical wrote:That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
As it was in the days of Noah so shall it be in the last days. Wickedness will increase. Wars and rumours of wars. Earthquakes in various places. Don't be concerned. These are but the birth pangs. Now over to crumple.

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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 23, 2013 3:28 pm

Tyrannical wrote:... and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Basically, just a random event. God not needed.
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by mistermack » Thu May 23, 2013 3:35 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:... and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Basically, just a random event. God not needed.
For fuck's sake !

Do they want rain or not?
No wonder god's confused.
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by charlou » Thu May 23, 2013 4:55 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:... and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
Basically, just a random event. God not needed.
It's true .. Bill Maher said so in Religulous
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 6:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Mysturji wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:You know you're a hardcore atheist when you almost get killed by a tornado and are still atheist.
Make sense, that statement does not. :yoda:
He's saying his god is out to smite atheists, and school kids, and that seven month old baby at the convenience store, and if atheists don't recognize the fact then they're "hardcore" and not amenable to reason.


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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 23, 2013 8:52 pm

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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by mistermack » Sat May 25, 2013 11:49 am

I really really wish she'd said " we're not superstitious " instead of " we're atheists ".

She was too nice about it. But then it would have just got deleted I guess.

I would have said "thank the lord? No way, I want him to explain why he killed those children".
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by charlou » Sun May 26, 2013 12:19 am

Sometimes an honest and gentle approach is effective enough .. if not more so.
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Twoflower » Sun May 26, 2013 12:22 am

RiverF wrote:Sometimes an honest and gentle approach is effective enough .. if not more so.
Agreed. If she had been in any way rude or aggressive there would have been a lot of nasty backlash. I think she handled it wonderfully.

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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by charlou » Sun May 26, 2013 12:31 am

Yep, she's responding frankly, but not imposing.

Also, mistermack .. I never understood the logically inconsistent I don't believe in god because why does he let people suffer and die comment/argument.
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Re: The atheist tornado survivor..

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 26, 2013 12:38 am

RiverF wrote:Yep, she's responding frankly, but not imposing.

Also, mistermack .. I never understood the logically inconsistent I don't believe in god because why does he let people suffer and die comment/argument.
I always say "I wouldn't worship a god that allows such things to happen."
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