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Re: Go to London..but don't lose your head over it!

Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 7:26 am

JimC wrote:
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So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Your lack of observation astounds me.

What part of "Australia" escapes your mighty intellect?
London isn't in the UK?

That's news to me.

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Re: Go to London..but don't lose your head over it!

Post by JimC » Thu May 23, 2013 7:52 am

Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:

So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Your lack of observation astounds me.

What part of "Australia" escapes your mighty intellect?
London isn't in the UK?

That's news to me.

:funny:
Ever heard of "parsing"?
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Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 7:58 am

JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:

So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Your lack of observation astounds me.

What part of "Australia" escapes your mighty intellect?
London isn't in the UK?

That's news to me.

:funny:
Ever heard of "parsing"?
You got owned grammar nazi. Just admit it.
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Re: Go to London..but don't lose your head over it!

Post by JimC » Thu May 23, 2013 9:01 am

Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:

So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Your lack of observation astounds me.

What part of "Australia" escapes your mighty intellect?
London isn't in the UK?

That's news to me.

:funny:
Ever heard of "parsing"?
You got owned grammar nazi. Just admit it.
So, after an entire post of quoting me, in tedious detail, your final line is:
So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Who else does the "your" refer to, if not JimC in old Melbourne town, Australia?

So clearly, the concept of parsing is unknown to you...

One of many unknown concepts, I suspect...
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Post by MrJonno » Thu May 23, 2013 9:11 am

Knife laws work very well in the UK, the public generally don't carry knives. It's illegal to carry a kitchen knife in the UK without just cause by the way. You had better be a chef or have just purchased to take home (burden of proof on you)
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!

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Post by klr » Thu May 23, 2013 9:28 am

RiverF wrote:I read the attackers are Somalian? What is their background? What happened to them to make them capable of behaving this way? Have they been damaged by a vicious war?

Religious dogma preying on vulnerable, unstable minds .. rationalising horrendous acts in the name of their tyrannical god.

The psychology of it is fascinating, frightening ...


I feel for the attacked man's family, friends and community. :(
At least one is of Nigerian extraction, if not both. They were probably born and raised in the UK.
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Post by cronus » Thu May 23, 2013 9:53 am

Got one of the gang at Saxilby down the road. There's not many here being a white flight location but they are a loud minority, they've been gunning for a mosque.
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Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 10:05 am

JimC wrote:
So, after an entire post of quoting me, in tedious detail, your final line is:
So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Who else does the "your" refer to, if not JimC in old Melbourne town, Australia?

So clearly, the concept of parsing is unknown to you...

One of many unknown concepts, I suspect...
Of course you would be self important and think that everything in my post is directed towards you and not the plural tense of "your" directed at those who live in the UK where the subject of this fucking thread took place.
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Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 10:07 am

MrJonno wrote:Knife laws work very well in the UK, the public generally don't carry knives. It's illegal to carry a kitchen knife in the UK without just cause by the way. You had better be a chef or have just purchased to take home (burden of proof on you)
And they totally helped that soldier from getting murdered, didn't they?
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Post by JimC » Thu May 23, 2013 10:08 am

Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
So, after an entire post of quoting me, in tedious detail, your final line is:
So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Who else does the "your" refer to, if not JimC in old Melbourne town, Australia?

So clearly, the concept of parsing is unknown to you...

One of many unknown concepts, I suspect...
Of course you would be self important and think that everything in my post is directed towards you and not the plural tense of "your" directed at those who live in the UK where the subject of this fucking thread took place.
Every single quote was from me...

What the fuck do expect anyone to think?

Just admit you stuffed up...
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Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 10:12 am

JimC wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
JimC wrote:
So, after an entire post of quoting me, in tedious detail, your final line is:
So, how are your knife laws working out for you in the UK?
Who else does the "your" refer to, if not JimC in old Melbourne town, Australia?

So clearly, the concept of parsing is unknown to you...

One of many unknown concepts, I suspect...
Of course you would be self important and think that everything in my post is directed towards you and not the plural tense of "your" directed at those who live in the UK where the subject of this fucking thread took place.
Every single quote was from me...

What the fuck do expect anyone to think?

Just admit you stuffed up...
Your faulty assumption is your fuck up, not mine.
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Post by MrJonno » Thu May 23, 2013 10:15 am

Collector1337 wrote:
MrJonno wrote:Knife laws work very well in the UK, the public generally don't carry knives. It's illegal to carry a kitchen knife in the UK without just cause by the way. You had better be a chef or have just purchased to take home (burden of proof on you)
And they totally helped that soldier from getting murdered, didn't they?
Banning cars might have saved him (which I wouldnt have problem with doing in cities) but nothing else would have done so
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!

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Post by Collector1337 » Thu May 23, 2013 10:19 am

MrJonno wrote:
Collector1337 wrote:
MrJonno wrote:Knife laws work very well in the UK, the public generally don't carry knives. It's illegal to carry a kitchen knife in the UK without just cause by the way. You had better be a chef or have just purchased to take home (burden of proof on you)
And they totally helped that soldier from getting murdered, didn't they?
Banning cars might have saved him (which I wouldnt have problem with doing in cities) but nothing else would have done so
You want to ban cars too. You've gotta be shitting me. :banghead:
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Thu May 23, 2013 10:52 am

Collector1337 wrote:
MrJonno wrote:Knife laws work very well in the UK, the public generally don't carry knives. It's illegal to carry a kitchen knife in the UK without just cause by the way. You had better be a chef or have just purchased to take home (burden of proof on you)
And they totally helped that soldier from getting murdered, didn't they?
So because they are not 100% effective they should just be scrapped? :fp:
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Post by klr » Thu May 23, 2013 11:07 am

From the BBC live news feed:
BBC reporters are discovering more details about Woolwich suspect Michael Adebolajo. He is 28 years old and left college in 2001. He is said to come from a very devout Christian family but converted to Islam after college. He is described as having been bright and witty when he was at college.
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