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Re: Shout advice to the person or people on the screen right

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 22, 2013 1:56 am

Hmmm... much better, faku. I see the appeal to your better nature paid off.
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Post by Kristie » Wed May 22, 2013 2:27 am

Just fucking kill him already!!!

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Post by Kristie » Wed May 22, 2013 2:28 am

I just want to note that I was not referring to Faku.

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Re: Shout advice to the person or people on the screen right

Post by Jason » Wed May 22, 2013 2:46 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hmmm... much better, faku. I see the appeal to your better nature paid off.
My what now? :thinks:

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Post by SteveB » Wed May 22, 2013 2:49 am

Just spit on her, Dorothy!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 22, 2013 10:39 am

It's Robert Downey Jr., of course you're going to fuck him!
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Post by JimC » Wed May 22, 2013 10:42 am

Duck!

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 22, 2013 10:45 am

This time, DON'T SPLIT UP SO YOU CAN COVER MORE GROUND! Morons.
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Post by FBM » Wed May 22, 2013 11:22 am

Hey! Off my screen, asshole!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 22, 2013 12:08 pm

Nazis!!!!
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Post by Rum » Wed May 22, 2013 12:19 pm

Bastard lying politician! Fuck off!

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Post by hadespussercats » Wed May 22, 2013 1:08 pm

At least you didn't announce your candidacy by tweeting us all a picture of your dick!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 22, 2013 1:09 pm

God didn't save anybody in Moore, asshole!
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Re: Shout advice to the person or people on the screen right

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 22, 2013 1:15 pm

hadespussercats wrote:At least you didn't announce your candidacy by tweeting us all a picture of your dick!
His weiner is all over the TV.
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