Man blows his head off in Notre Damn Cathedral!

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Post by Jason » Wed May 22, 2013 6:06 am

Well aren't you the comedic pair. Not a very nice way to play.

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Post by cronus » Wed May 22, 2013 6:37 am

He made his point. This is what needs to happen more often. It is how to make the world see gay marriage is plain wrong and immoral. People sit up and listen when you blow your head off in Notre Damn cathedral. Really, that's how to get a head shot in the newspapers these days. :coffee:
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Post by Jason » Wed May 22, 2013 6:44 am

Yeah. Do they though? I don't think they do. They gab about the shock of the event and never carry the substance away from the water cooler.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 22, 2013 6:50 am

He'd have been better off rooting a bloke in Notre Dame to make his point. And then he could also let out his repressed urge for homosexuality.
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Post by JimC » Wed May 22, 2013 7:52 am

rEvolutionist wrote:He'd have been better off rooting a bloke in Notre Dame to make his point. And then he could also let out his repressed urge for homosexuality.
A woman, surely?

Then he could say to the startled on-lookers "This is how it's done, they have to have a hole in front"

In French, of course, which would no doubt sound more suave...
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed May 22, 2013 12:33 pm

Scrumple wrote:He made his point. This is what needs to happen more often. It is how to make the world see gay marriage is plain wrong and immoral. People sit up and listen when you blow your head off in Notre Damn cathedral. Really, that's how to get a head shot in the newspapers these days. :coffee:
I agree, if someone can't deal with their issues, they're best non't projecting them onto others as hatred but rather doing themselves and the world a favour. May he lead the way for other moralist malcontents.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 22, 2013 1:33 pm

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rEvolutionist wrote:He'd have been better off rooting a bloke in Notre Dame to make his point. And then he could also let out his repressed urge for homosexuality.
A woman, surely?

Then he could say to the startled on-lookers "This is how it's done, they have to have a hole in front"

In French, of course, which would no doubt sound more suave...
He was too busy giving himself a hole in front...
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Post by Mysturji » Wed May 22, 2013 1:55 pm

Seabass wrote:Such a tragedy. So much blood and brain all over that damn cathedral. If only he'd done the deed outside.
Yeah. Discourage more people from going in.
I mean they already have a big bloody dead body hanging above the altar. How many more do they need?
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed May 22, 2013 10:45 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Seabass wrote:Such a tragedy. So much blood and brain all over that damn cathedral. If only he'd done the deed outside.
Yeah. Discourage more people from going in.
I mean they already have a big bloody dead body hanging above the altar. How many more do they need?
I'm going to go with a wild guess and say seven.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 23, 2013 1:34 am

I just noticed my Freudian typo in the thread title. :hehe:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 23, 2013 1:38 am

Too bad this idiot couldn't have been hooked up with the London idiots - they could have solved each other's problems. :ddpan:
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Post by JimC » Thu May 23, 2013 1:46 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Too bad this idiot couldn't have been hooked up with the London idiots - they could have solved each other's problems. :ddpan:
They would have found agreement about gay marriage, at least... :tea:
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Post by klr » Thu May 23, 2013 10:04 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I just noticed my Freudian typo in the thread title. :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 23, 2013 10:36 am

Blame Autocorrect, XC.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 23, 2013 10:39 am

And where's the "Man blows his load off in Notre Damn Cathedral" thread?
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