Man blows his head off in Notre Damn Cathedral!

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Man blows his head off in Notre Damn Cathedral!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 21, 2013 8:25 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22614994

Apparently, he was a far-right historian, upset about the French legalising gay marriage.


I think he made his point. And that point appears to be... wanker! :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 21, 2013 8:27 pm

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Post by Azathoth » Tue May 21, 2013 8:29 pm

I have never seen the point of suicide as a political protest. Surely hanging round and making a nuisance of yourself is more effective.
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Azathoth wrote:I have never seen the point of suicide as a political protest. Surely hanging round and making a nuisance of yourself is more effective.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 21, 2013 8:34 pm

Azathoth wrote:I have never seen the point of suicide as a political protest. Surely hanging round and making a nuisance of yourself is more effective.
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Post by cronus » Tue May 21, 2013 8:45 pm

Man gives good head in defence of sexual equality? :coffee:
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Post by Seabass » Tue May 21, 2013 8:49 pm

Such a tragedy. So much blood and brain all over that damn cathedral. If only he'd done the deed outside.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 21, 2013 8:53 pm

What a pathetic arsehole.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 21, 2013 9:00 pm

In a week, no-one will remember what he did or why - except for the poor sods that witnessed it - they'll never get it out of their nightmares. Basically, he was a selfish, inconsiderate cunt. :tea:
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Post by laklak » Tue May 21, 2013 9:02 pm

If it happened at a skate park it would go viral. Whoa, dude like blew off his HEAD, bra! Awssum!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 21, 2013 9:06 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:In a week, no-one will remember what he did or why - except for the poor sods that witnessed it - they'll never get it out of their nightmares. Basically, he was a selfish, inconsiderate cunt. :tea:
Yep, and his thinking that scarring those who witnessed it and those who have to clean up his mess was perfectly OK and that equality for people was so horrible that such an act was acceptable... fuck you, mister. Good riddance, you arrogant cunt.
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Post by Ian » Tue May 21, 2013 9:08 pm

Now why can't a bunch of Westboro Baptist folks go do that in the National Cathedral here in DC? :ask:

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Post by hadespussercats » Tue May 21, 2013 9:08 pm

Weird to do it in a Church, since the church actually backs up his homophobia. Better do it in some governmental building, don't you think?

Unless....
he was a sad, closeted, self-hating gay, trying to run away from his desires, and he decided suicide was the lesser sin-- made maybe even holy if he could say he was martyring himself for a cause?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 21, 2013 9:13 pm

His boyfriends must be hysterical with grief.
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Post by klr » Tue May 21, 2013 9:25 pm

What a tosser. :ddpan:
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