'Feminist nightmare': full-size Barbie Dreamhouse set open

[En_Route]

The one on the right is kinda hawt.

In contrast, the one on the left seems to be making a virtue out of necessity.

[Animavore]

Wait Are we talking about our left or their left? I'm confused

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The one on the right is kinda hawt.

In contrast, the one on the left seems to be making a virtue out of necessity.

Svarty would hit it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wait Are we talking about our left or their left? I'm confused

Yes.

[En_Route]

Wait Are we talking about our left or their left? I'm confused

The context(viz. unreconstructed hawt-ism) makes it clear.

[hadespussercats]

Excuse me, but Barbie is a career woman. She has other women friends, and even a young teen she's a sort of Big Sister to, and she and Ken are not romantically involved (you can even look that last bit up-- she made an announcement a few years ago that she and Ken were just good friends-- I imagine because Ken doesn't swing that way.)

She likes to buy stuff, that Barbie. But she's paying for it with her own money. All the haters should back off.

[Coito ergo sum]

Excuse me, but Barbie is a career woman. She has other women friends, and even a young teen she's a sort of Big Sister to, and she and Ken are not romantically involved (you can even look that last bit up-- she made an announcement a few years ago that she and Ken were just good friends-- I imagine because Ken doesn't swing that way have a cock or balls.)

She likes to buy stuff, that Barbie. But she's paying for it with her own money. All the haters should back off.

[hadespussercats]

Excuse me, but Barbie is a career woman. She has other women friends, and even a young teen she's a sort of Big Sister to, and she and Ken are not romantically involved (you can even look that last bit up-- she made an announcement a few years ago that she and Ken were just good friends-- I imagine because Ken doesn't swing that way have a cock or balls.)

She likes to buy stuff, that Barbie. But she's paying for it with her own money. All the haters should back off.

Well, by that token, Barbie has no nipples or vagina. She's disabled, fer chrissakes! And yet she manages to do well enough to buy property.

[Coito ergo sum]

I think society has not paid enough attention to body image issues that the doll "Stretch Armstrong" caused in boys.



Oh, the huge manatee!

[En_Route]

Excuse me, but Barbie is a career woman. She has other women friends, and even a young teen she's a sort of Big Sister to, and she and Ken are not romantically involved (you can even look that last bit up-- she made an announcement a few years ago that she and Ken were just good friends-- I imagine because Ken doesn't swing that way have a cock or balls.)

She likes to buy stuff, that Barbie. But she's paying for it with her own money. All the haters should back off.

Well, by that token, Barbie has no nipples or vagina. She's disabled, fer chrissakes! And yet she manages to do well enough to buy property.

With great respect etc etc ,I fear you have fatally confused Barbie the ageless nonpareil of gilded consumerism with the puritanical likenesses peddled to her adoring public. When did you last see a statue of Jesus with a willy?

[hadespussercats]

He always wears that plastic molded loincloth. It's weird.

[JimC]

Someone had to do it...

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in...

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

[hadespussercats]

Bill Clinton did a great cover of that.

[Tyrannical]

The one on the right is kinda hawt.

In contrast, the one on the left seems to be making a virtue out of necessity.

Ya know those guys are there just to try and get laid

[En_Route]

He always wears that plastic molded loincloth. It's weird.

Though he did manage to rise again on the third day.