Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by laklak » Tue May 14, 2013 5:59 pm

Petey the Pulsating Python of Passion. Like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Seth » Tue May 14, 2013 6:03 pm

laklak wrote:Petey the Pulsating Python of Passion. Like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Prolly get a design patent on it too.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by laklak » Tue May 14, 2013 6:05 pm

Seth wrote:
laklak wrote:Petey the Pulsating Python of Passion. Like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Prolly get a design patent on it too.
Don't waste your money on cheap imitations! Order now and get a second one free! Just pay separate shipping and handling.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Jason » Tue May 14, 2013 6:08 pm

But wait, there's more! Act now and I'll throw in my famous Libertarian Survival Knife, a $150.00 value, yours free!

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Collector1337 » Fri May 17, 2013 9:36 pm

So... what's her penis size?

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Tero » Fri May 17, 2013 10:25 pm

It's just penis envy!
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Jason » Sat May 18, 2013 5:04 am

Seth wrote:Blah blah blah bluster...

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Blah

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Blah blah blah..
:tut:

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Seth » Sat May 18, 2013 8:24 am

Făkünamę wrote:
Seth wrote:Blah blah blah bluster...

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Blah

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Blah blah blah..
:tut:
How...erudite. How...deeply rational. Not.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Jason » Sat May 18, 2013 8:26 am

And yet.. incredibly apt.

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Post by Seth » Sat May 18, 2013 8:36 am

Făkünamę wrote:And yet.. incredibly apt.
...at demonstrating your inability to formulate a rational rebuttal...
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Jason » Sat May 18, 2013 8:38 am

...to a formulaic fallacy ..

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Făkünamę wrote:...to a formulaic fallacy ..
...which you are unable to identify, describe or defend...
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by aspire1670 » Sat May 18, 2013 9:23 pm

Seth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:...to a formulaic fallacy ..
...which you are unable to identify, describe or defend...
Seth's favourite logical fallacy - Argument from final Consequences

You have argued, for example, that limiting and/or controlling the ownership of firearms must be wrong because it will lead to government tyranny. Wheras if you gave up your guns you would definitely avoid the consequence of shooting more holes in your foot.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Svartalf » Sat May 18, 2013 10:05 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Penis guns!
Already in bad Anime and Role Playing Game imaginings.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Svartalf » Sat May 18, 2013 10:08 pm

@ Collector : I'd like to go down on her, after that I'd never need to be with a guy to know what giving fellatio feels like.
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