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Post by FBM » Thu May 16, 2013 11:58 pm

IIRC, she was at something like 87% chance of getting breast cancer and the surgery reduced it to less than 5%. I think I'd do the same given the same numbers. And think about another thing. She's a celebrity, so what would happen to her career if she tried to keep it secret and later the word leaked out? She'd be a laughingstock I think.
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Post by En_Route » Fri May 17, 2013 12:06 am

FBM wrote:IIRC, she was at something like 87% chance of getting breast cancer and the surgery reduced it to less than 5%. I think I'd do the same given the same numbers. And think about another thing. She's a celebrity, so what would happen to her career if she tried to keep it secret and later the word leaked out? She'd be a laughingstock I think.

With those odds, it almost seems hard to imagine why you wouldn't go for it.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri May 17, 2013 12:15 am

Wait for actual need before you get yourself mutilated? or was the 87% likelihood for, like, in the next 3 years?
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Post by FBM » Fri May 17, 2013 12:24 am

Not sure about that, but once the cancer has progressed enough to detect, the dangers of metastasis kick in and you may wind up chasing it all around your body. Chemo, radiation, etc, in addition to the double mastectomy. I can see why she'd take the route she did.
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Post by En_Route » Fri May 17, 2013 12:26 am

Svartalf wrote:Wait for actual need before you get yourself mutilated? or was the 87% likelihood for, like, in the next 3 years?
Cancer in the future implies not only the likelihood of mastectomy , but also lymph node removal with possible future complications, chemo and ditto and radiotherapy and ditto, still with no guarantee of survival.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri May 17, 2013 12:29 am

Let's just say that France is right in the middle of a major mammary prosthesis scandal, and my first reaction to the news was "some scuzzball is planning to make out like a bandit from the fad she's launching."
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Post by En_Route » Fri May 17, 2013 12:34 am

FBM wrote:Not sure about that, but once the cancer has progressed enough to detect, the dangers of metastasis kick in and you may wind up chasing it all around your body. Chemo, radiation, etc, in addition to the double mastectomy. I can see why she'd take the route she did.

Metastasis means you are in the endgame and what is being offered is treatment rather than an attempted cure. Asssuming no spread beyond the lymph nodes, or if you are lucky not even that far, surgery, then radiotherapy as well as possibly chemo will be prescribed in an attempt to prevent recurrence, ( depending on the type of tumour) along with follow- up medication which can also have nasty side- effects.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 17, 2013 12:41 am

I have good reason to sympathize with her.
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Post by Warren Dew » Fri May 17, 2013 1:30 am

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FBM wrote:IIRC, she was at something like 87% chance of getting breast cancer and the surgery reduced it to less than 5%. I think I'd do the same given the same numbers. And think about another thing. She's a celebrity, so what would happen to her career if she tried to keep it secret and later the word leaked out? She'd be a laughingstock I think.
With those odds, it almost seems hard to imagine why you wouldn't go for it.
Unless you know the other way to reduce your cancer risk by an order of magnitude.

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Post by FBM » Fri May 17, 2013 2:12 am

OK, I'll bite. What way is that?
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Post by FBM » Fri May 17, 2013 2:15 am

That didn't help me get my hands on them before they were lopped off.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 17, 2013 11:37 am

FBM wrote:That didn't help me get my hands on them before they were lopped off.
Hey, she's a round-eye. :mod:
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Post by FBM » Fri May 17, 2013 11:40 am

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FBM wrote:That didn't help me get my hands on them before they were lopped off.
Hey, she's a round-eye. :mod:
Exceptions can be made. Jessica Alba...Scarlett Johansson... :coffee:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 17, 2013 11:41 am

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:That didn't help me get my hands on them before they were lopped off.
Hey, she's a round-eye. :mod:
Exceptions can be made. Jessica Alba...Scarlett Johanssen... :coffee:
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