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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Kristie » Wed May 15, 2013 5:06 pm

Svartalf wrote:and crowds to match... which is why I hate the place (both Anaheim and Paris, never been to the FLA one)
As long as you don't go at peak times, it's really not bad at all.

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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 5:38 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some people are just selfish cunts. These are the same people that "borrow" disabled badges so they can park next to the supermarket entrance. That "share" their choice of music with the entire neighbourhood. That keep three or four dogs tied up and barking in the garden all night.
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Agreed.

I mean, how else will the culturally challenged ever receive an education receives about good music?
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Wed May 15, 2013 9:27 pm

Cormac wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some people are just selfish cunts. These are the same people that "borrow" disabled badges so they can park next to the supermarket entrance. That "share" their choice of music with the entire neighbourhood. That keep three or four dogs tied up and barking in the garden all night.
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Agreed.

I mean, how else will the culturally challenged ever receive an education receives about good music?
I think you misunderstand me; I was echoing Xamonas' anger at these selfish people.

It particularly resonates with me because of the dickheads next-door...
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Svartalf » Wed May 15, 2013 9:38 pm

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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 15, 2013 9:42 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some people are just selfish cunts. These are the same people that "borrow" disabled badges so they can park next to the supermarket entrance. That "share" their choice of music with the entire neighbourhood. That keep three or four dogs tied up and barking in the garden all night.
:lay:

Agreed.

I mean, how else will the culturally challenged ever receive an education receives about good music?
I think you misunderstand me; I was echoing Xamonas' anger at these selfish people.

It particularly resonates with me because of the dickheads next-door...
:whisper: (I think Cormac was being facetious...)
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 15, 2013 9:46 pm

It's Disney's lucky day!

There's so much wrong with this scenario one scarcely knows where to begin... http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-disney-c ... 7882.story
Disney worker watched child porn at work while writing sermon, cops say

By Desiree Stennett, Orlando Sentinel

4:46 p.m. EDT, May 15, 2013

A custodial manager at Disney's Port Orleans resort is accused of watching child porn at work while writing an Easter sermon for a Sanford church where he is the pastor.

Cedric Eugene Cuthbert, 49, pastor of the Historic St. James African Methodist Episcopal Church in Sanford, worked for Disney for more than 7 years before his arrest. He has since been fired.

An employee-relations manager at Disney was alerted last month when Cuthbert tried to access several blocked websites from his work computer, the manager told Orange County deputies.

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Disney's monitoring system takes screen shots of employee computers every three seconds and recorded Cuthbert writing an Easter Sunday church sermon on John chapter 13 verses 1-35 and Psalm 148 while loading pornographic YouTube videos involving teenage girls.

That portion of the book of John tells the story of Jesus' prediction of Judas' betrayal and Psalm 148 tells all people to praise the Lord above all else.

Cuthbert faces charges of possession of material including sexual conduct by a child and soliciting a child for unlawful sexual conduct using computer services or devices.

According to his arrest affidavit, Cuthbert worked an overnight shift at the Disney resort from 10 p.m. to 8 a.m.

He logged in with his employee credentials during a time when no other employees would have been at work, deputies said.

After watching one video, Cuthbert sent a message to the person who posted the video to YouTube that said, "You are so cute!... Keep making vids! Send me a private vid longer, I am a big fan of yours!"

When he got another video he said, "NICE FIND! THANKS for Sharing!!!"

Cuthbert is being held in the Orange County Jail without bail.
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by tattuchu » Wed May 15, 2013 9:50 pm

Cheese and crackers :what:
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed May 15, 2013 9:53 pm

Well surprise surprise, a place where children gather is a hot spot for paedos, what a fucking shocker.
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by JimC » Wed May 15, 2013 9:54 pm

CES wrote:

...I wonder how much of the defense of this practice comes from the fact that I adopted an anti-line-cutting position on this thread. I bet if the thread started out with an opinion that all is fair in the free market position, those same people defending the practice now would be taking the opposite approach. Suddenly, we have a load of freemarketeers saying this is just an inventive way to use the system to one's advantage - good show and twut twut and wut wut.
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 10:57 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some people are just selfish cunts. These are the same people that "borrow" disabled badges so they can park next to the supermarket entrance. That "share" their choice of music with the entire neighbourhood. That keep three or four dogs tied up and barking in the garden all night.
:lay:

Agreed.

I mean, how else will the culturally challenged ever receive an education receives about good music?
I think you misunderstand me; I was echoing Xamonas' anger at these selfish people.

It particularly resonates with me because of the dickheads next-door...
It all depends on what they're playing!


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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 16, 2013 1:20 am

JimC wrote:
CES wrote:

...I wonder how much of the defense of this practice comes from the fact that I adopted an anti-line-cutting position on this thread. I bet if the thread started out with an opinion that all is fair in the free market position, those same people defending the practice now would be taking the opposite approach. Suddenly, we have a load of freemarketeers saying this is just an inventive way to use the system to one's advantage - good show and twut twut and wut wut.
A little bit paranoid, this post... ;)
You think? :hehe:

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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 16, 2013 1:22 am

Cormac wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some people are just selfish cunts. These are the same people that "borrow" disabled badges so they can park next to the supermarket entrance. That "share" their choice of music with the entire neighbourhood. That keep three or four dogs tied up and barking in the garden all night.
:lay:

Agreed.

I mean, how else will the culturally challenged ever receive an education receives about good music?
I think you misunderstand me; I was echoing Xamonas' anger at these selfish people.

It particularly resonates with me because of the dickheads next-door...
It all depends on what they're playing!


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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 16, 2013 1:33 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
JimC wrote:
CES wrote:

...I wonder how much of the defense of this practice comes from the fact that I adopted an anti-line-cutting position on this thread. I bet if the thread started out with an opinion that all is fair in the free market position, those same people defending the practice now would be taking the opposite approach. Suddenly, we have a load of freemarketeers saying this is just an inventive way to use the system to one's advantage - good show and twut twut and wut wut.
A little bit paranoid, this post... ;)
You think? :hehe:

His posts get more and more paranoid with time.
That's what he WANTS you to think...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu May 16, 2013 1:57 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... Vc1zItXGDP

These folks should be smacked silly.

LOL --

Rich "moms" (I don't know why they are blaming the moms -- are the dads not in on it?) -- rich "parents" are apparently hiring a service which will assign a handicapped person as a tour guide for the family at Disney. Being handicapped, he or she can get up to 6 other persons to the front of the line immediately, cutting in front of the riff-raff.

One "mom" quoted in the article crowed about "her daughter" only have to wait a few minutes, while everyone else's kids had to wait in the full 2 hour long line.... That's the kind of woman I wouldn't even bother to piss on if she was on fire. :|~ I loathe such people.
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Re: Black Market Handicapped Guides to Cut Lines at Disney

Post by Hermit » Thu May 16, 2013 4:41 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:I wonder how much of the defense of this practice comes from the fact that I adopted an anti-line-cutting position on this thread. I bet if the thread started out with an opinion that all is fair in the free market position, those same people defending the practice now would be taking the opposite approach.
My comments were made in the "hoist own petard" vein. And no, don't bother explaining to me again how you are right and I am wrong, unless you have a novel argument to support it. No matter how convinced you are by the righteousness of your current one, I don't agree. Some toffee-nosed patrons of Disney's establishment found a way to bypass Disney's $310+ per hour charge for accelerated access to rides. In order to get what they were after at a significant discount, they happily made do without the guided tour aspect, which they obviously were not after. So what?

If I were a Disney executive, and subscribing to the free enterprise ideology, I'd plug this obvious marketing gap by offering queue jumping at an official level - at a price. Nothing wrong with that in a user pays environment. It's been happening with planes, trains, concert halls, circuses et cetera since the year dot.
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