Angelina Jolie's tits.
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Angelina Jolie's tits.
Are in a medical waste container somewhere.
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Beowulf.FBM wrote:Are in a medical waste container somewhere.
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Can't say I blame her, really, with something nearing a 90% likelihood of breast cancer. But still. They were some nice ones, from what I could tell. I bet she got refilled with silicone or something, so we can pretend it didn't happen, at least.
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You'd think with modern micro-surgery they could transplant the nipples at the least?FBM wrote:Can't say I blame her, really, with something nearing a 90% likelihood of breast cancer. But still. They were some nice ones, from what I could tell. I bet she got refilled with silicone or something, so we can pretend it didn't happen, at least.
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Yep.FBM wrote:Can't say I blame her, really, with something nearing a 90% likelihood of breast cancer. But still. They were some nice ones, from what I could tell. I bet she got refilled with silicone or something, so we can pretend it didn't happen, at least.
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When they do a radical they sometimes put the nipples elsewhere on the body until it's time for reconstructive surgery. The result is somewhat disconcerting.Scrumple wrote:
You'd think with modern micro-surgery they could transplant the nipples at the least?
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It is a sad day for mammarykind.
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I imagine hers would require macro-surgery. Just a guess. Or, perhaps, fantasy.Scrumple wrote:You'd think with modern micro-surgery they could transplant the nipples at the least?FBM wrote:Can't say I blame her, really, with something nearing a 90% likelihood of breast cancer. But still. They were some nice ones, from what I could tell. I bet she got refilled with silicone or something, so we can pretend it didn't happen, at least.
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Better than having one's asshole removed because of active cancer, now ain't it? 
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"angelina jolie's tits" Google-bait.FBM wrote:I imagine hers would require macro-surgery. Just a guess. Or, perhaps, fantasy.Scrumple wrote:You'd think with modern micro-surgery they could transplant the nipples at the least?FBM wrote:Can't say I blame her, really, with something nearing a 90% likelihood of breast cancer. But still. They were some nice ones, from what I could tell. I bet she got refilled with silicone or something, so we can pretend it didn't happen, at least.
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True that. Having my re-fitted was bad enough.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Better than having one's asshole removed because of active cancer, now ain't it?
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Colostomy bags are a great fashion accessory.FBM wrote:True that. Having my re-fitted was bad enough.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Better than having one's asshole removed because of active cancer, now ain't it?
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Can we file this under 'where are they now'?
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I like the name Angelina. And, her tits were spectacular.
I am sure with the money they have to rebuild them, they will be flipping monumental when they're done. Bionic tits, I suspect.
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I am sure with the money they have to rebuild them, they will be flipping monumental when they're done. Bionic tits, I suspect.
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Re: Angelina Jolie's tits.
Reconstructing breasts after a mastectomy is painful and complicated. And the new breasts don't generally have any sensation left. And usually they have to be rebuilt after a while, because the body starts resorbing parts.
She's gorgeous without them.
She's gorgeous without them.
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