Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 14, 2013 2:40 am

SteveB wrote:I stopped after "My name is Kent Hovind" or whatever it was and then I couldn't stop laughing.
I know, a great way to open your thesis - get the judges on your side with a little friendliness and informality and then smash them with well-researched, properly peer-reviewed and unchallengeable logical arguments.

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 14, 2013 2:42 am

It should have been "Hi! I'm Kent Hovind. You may remember me from...." :)
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Post by JimC » Tue May 14, 2013 2:43 am

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Post by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 2:47 am

and Flintstones: The Documentary...oh I could on.
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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by Jason » Tue May 14, 2013 3:24 am

Fucked if I'm reading 102 pages of Hovind jizm. :ani:

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Post by SteveB » Tue May 14, 2013 3:38 am

MythStarters...:leave:

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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 14, 2013 7:58 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Has anybody ever read past the first couple of pages? I doubt even his "professors" managed that chore! :nono:
They were paid to deliver a sheepskin, not actually grade a paper anyway... or they'd have told him to go an take his GED.
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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by FBM » Tue May 14, 2013 8:01 am

There are places in Thailand where you can just have a diploma printed up. Just name your university, the degree you want and hand over some cash. Hovind could have saved himself the time it took him to think up all that bullshit.
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Post by JimC » Tue May 14, 2013 8:47 am

FBM wrote:There are places in Thailand where you can just have a diploma printed up. Just name your university, the degree you want and hand over some cash. Hovind could have saved himself the time it took him to think up all that bullshit.
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Post by FBM » Tue May 14, 2013 8:48 am

You could get PhD in it and open your own university in a trailer park! Don't forget the cow skull for the parking lot... :tup:
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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by Hermit » Tue May 14, 2013 8:50 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Wow. Just flicking through some of it now. That's some spectacularly ridiculous stuff. How is it possible that people can think like him? :?
What appals me more is that one can get a "degree" from a "university" with such tripe.
Uhm, check out Wikipedia's article on the Patriot University. Reading the first couple of paragraphs should turn "appals" to "oh, of course."
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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by klr » Tue May 14, 2013 9:15 am

Hermit wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Wow. Just flicking through some of it now. That's some spectacularly ridiculous stuff. How is it possible that people can think like him? :?
What appals me more is that one can get a "degree" from a "university" with such tripe.
Uhm, check out Wikipedia's article on the Patriot University. Reading the first couple of paragraphs should turn "appals" to "oh, of course."
A religious diploma mill? How much lower can someone stoop? :lol:
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Re: Kent Hovind's PHD thesis on wikileaks

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 14, 2013 10:22 am

a Thai diploma printer... Seriously, the guy is essentially a televangelist, he went to the very kind of establishment suited for his purpose.
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