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How could anything go wrong.

Post by Audley Strange » Sun May 12, 2013 9:28 am

http://www.abc17news.com/news/movie-the ... index.html

Some movie theatre boss though it would be a good and exciting idea to have a bunch of armed hoodlums raid a screening of Iron Man 3 as a publicity stunt. The audience were not in on the joke.
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Post by FBM » Sun May 12, 2013 9:42 am

:fp: Is the theater owner an immigrant or an idiot? That would've been funny in just about any country EXCEPT America. They're lucky, all things considered.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 12, 2013 9:55 am

That's incredibly stupid.
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Post by cronus » Sun May 12, 2013 10:22 am

Taking stupidity to a whole new level.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 12, 2013 10:32 am

Well, it was very 3D.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun May 12, 2013 11:08 am

Here's a photo of the people dressed up for the movie promotion.

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Post by cronus » Sun May 12, 2013 11:31 am

What would have happened had Seth been in the audience? How many would he have took out? :coffee:
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Post by Audley Strange » Sun May 12, 2013 11:40 am

All of them and his special freedom bullets would have went back in time and killed Adam Lanza James Holmes and Karl Marx too.
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Post by MrJonno » Sun May 12, 2013 11:40 am

Seth is there, he is the one in the middle
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 12, 2013 11:41 am

Scrumple wrote:What would have happened had Seth been in the audience? How many would he have took out? :coffee:
Before or after he wet himself?

From the excitement, I mean.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 12, 2013 12:05 pm

MrJonno wrote:Seth is there, he is the one in the middle
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun May 12, 2013 3:02 pm

The only solution is to ensure the actors are carrying live weapons, so that when the fully armed public in the cinema start shooting at them, they can defend themselves.

I think I got the logic right...
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Re: How could anything go wrong.

Post by klr » Sun May 12, 2013 3:51 pm

I foresee a nice lawsuit or twenty in the making. How stupid could they be?
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Post by Audley Strange » Sun May 12, 2013 5:02 pm

Stupid implies some familiarity with sense, this is someone oblivious even to the concept.
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Re: How could anything go wrong.

Post by JimC » Tue May 14, 2013 5:29 am

Would bring back bad memories for the survivors of the Batman movie shooting spree...
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