Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 6:48 am

Yet again, the evils of alcohol are revealed... :nono:
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by Cormac » Sat May 04, 2013 6:58 am

Was she actually drunk, or was she stopped on suspicion of being drunk?
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by Cormac » Sat May 04, 2013 7:00 am

I did note the "don't you know who I am" creeping in. That is so cringeworthy
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 7:00 am

She was American-female-celebrity drunk...

In other words, totally raving drunk...
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Post by Cormac » Sat May 04, 2013 7:04 am

JimC wrote:She was American-female-celebrity drunk...

In other words, totally raving drunk...

Oh. The state also known as "tired and emotional".
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 7:07 am

Cormac wrote:
JimC wrote:She was American-female-celebrity drunk...

In other words, totally raving drunk...

Oh. The state also known as "tired and emotional".
A description very commonly used for many of our politicians...
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by Cormac » Sat May 04, 2013 7:08 am

But in that video she doesn't look drunk. She like annoyed at a cop who doesn't like being questioned.

If a cop in Ireland told me I had to obey his orders, and I had committed no crime, I'd be taking his number and dragging him in front of a judge.

She wasn't arrested for drunk driving, but for obstructing an officer of the law in the course of his duties, but in my view, that is a stretch from that video.
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 7:16 am

She was clearly guilty of being an irritating, arrogant celebrity. Throw the book at her!
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Re: Reese Witherspoon -- wingnut.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 04, 2013 7:24 am

JimC wrote:
Cormac wrote:
JimC wrote:She was American-female-celebrity drunk...

In other words, totally raving drunk...

Oh. The state also known as "tired and emotional".
A description very commonly used for many of our politicians...
Derived from a British, Tory MP, George Brown - although the exact first use is unclear, it was (possibly) first applied to his... less than parliamentarily sober commentary on the JFK assassination.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tired_and_emotional
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