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by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 03, 2013 2:50 pm
So much wrong with this story...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/03/f ... d-for-sex/
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 5343.story
Police say a 14-year-old Prospect Heights boy thought the young woman he met online was a prostitute. But she turned out to be a thief who took his iPad and piggy bank, authorities say.
Bond for Dareka R. Brooks, 22, of the 1100 block of North 17th Street in Milwaukee, was set at $10,000 today in Cook County Circuit Court on a charge of armed robbery.
Authorities say the boy arranged online to meet and pay her for sex.
The teen was home alone on Wednesday when he arranged a sexual encounter with Brooks through a website, according to Assistant State’s Attorney Katherine Levine. Brooks arrived at his home and told him to go into a bedroom and remove his pants, Levine said.
The youth was sitting on the bed when Brooks sprayed a pepper substance in his face, grabbed his iPad and a piggy bank and fled, Levine said.
The teen noted the description of Brooks’ car and called police. Officers traced her to an Elk Grove Village motel after she turned on the iPad, Levine said.
Police also recovered the piggy bank, she said.
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 03, 2013 3:05 pm
What was she arrested for?
I wonder if they included the soliciting sex with an underage child charge. She can go away for a long time. I guess if she claims her intent was only to rob him, she might get off...lol
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by FBM » Fri May 03, 2013 3:11 pm
Poor lad will be getting off solo for the foreseeable future, I guess. At 14, I guess that's the norm.
Edit: Wtf am I talking about? I'm 50 and that's been my 2013 so far.
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by Thinking Aloud » Fri May 03, 2013 3:19 pm
FBM wrote:Edit: Wtf am I talking about? I'm 50 and that's been my 2013 so far.
Spare a thought for the other 50 year-old Rat.
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by Ian » Fri May 03, 2013 3:29 pm
Poor kid probably just wanted to arrange his first time. Gonna be embarrassing around the halls of his school after this...
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by FBM » Fri May 03, 2013 3:32 pm
Thinking Aloud wrote:FBM wrote:Edit: Wtf am I talking about? I'm 50 and that's been my 2013 so far.
Spare a thought for the other 50 year-old Rat.
Thought spared, brutha.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 03, 2013 5:08 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:What was she arrested for?
I wonder if they included the soliciting sex with an underage child charge. She can go away for a long time. I guess if she claims her intent was only to rob him, she might get off...lol
It's impossible for her to have robbed him. She's a racist.
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by mistermack » Fri May 03, 2013 6:56 pm
I feel sorry for the hooker.
The little shit got what he deserved. Did he tell her he was 14? I bet he didn't.
So she turns up, and is faced with being a pedophile, or not making any money.
She did the honorable thing. I would give her a medal.
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by Mallardz » Fri May 03, 2013 7:57 pm
Why does a 14 year old boy have an Ipad and enough money for a hooker?
Ratz it's more addictive than facebook and more fun than crack!
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by FBM » Sat May 04, 2013 2:05 am
Mallardz wrote:Why does a 14 year old boy have an Ipad and enough money for a hooker?
Chicago, in a place called "Prospect Heights," (projects) and the hooker's name was Dareka. I'm thinking he may have been illicitly trading in some prohibited goods. Just a guess.
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by Tero » Sat May 04, 2013 2:14 am
Was the iPad worth it to destroy his reputation in school?
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by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 2:30 am
Let this be a lesson to you, young man. Wait till your wedding night, after marrying a good christian girl in church!
And stop that other thing, too! You'll go blind and get hairy palms...
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by pErvinalia » Sat May 04, 2013 2:42 am
FBM wrote:Poor lad will be getting off solo for the foreseeable future, I guess. At 14, I guess that's the norm.
Edit: Wtf am I talking about? I'm 50 and that's been my 2013 so far.
That's been my 2013
and 2012 (and quite possibly my 2011 too
)...
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by JimC » Sat May 04, 2013 2:45 am
rEvolutionist wrote:FBM wrote:Poor lad will be getting off solo for the foreseeable future, I guess. At 14, I guess that's the norm.
Edit: Wtf am I talking about? I'm 50 and that's been my 2013 so far.
That's been my 2013
and 2012 (and quite possibly my 2011 too
)...
Hire a hooker, then...
(but pat her down for pepper spray first...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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