'Proof' Jamestown settlers turned to cannibalism

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'Proof' Jamestown settlers turned to cannibalism

Post by cronus » Wed May 01, 2013 4:01 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22362831

'Proof' Jamestown settlers turned to cannibalism

Newly discovered human bones prove the first permanent British settlers in North America turned to cannibalism over the cruel winter of 1609, US researchers have said.

Scientists found unusual cuts consistent with butchering for meat on human bones dumped in a rubbish pit.

The four-century-old skull and tibia of a teenage girl in James Fort, Virginia, was excavated from the dump last year.

James Fort, founded in 1607, was the earliest part of the Jamestown colony.

"The evidence is absolutely consistent with dismemberment and de-fleshing of this body," said Doug Owsley, a forensic anthropologist at the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History in Washington DC.

Written documents had previously suggested the desperate colonists resorted to cannibalism - but the discovery of the 14-year-old girl's bones offer the first scientific proof.

Smithsonian researchers believe the dead child became food for a desperate community struggling to survive the harsh winter of 1609-10, known to historians as the Starving Time.

"There were numerous chops and cuts - chops to the forehead, chops to the back of the skull and also a puncture to the left side of the head that was used to essentially pry off that side," said Dr Owsley. "The purpose was to extract the brain."

(continued, fucking cannibals - might have known :fp: ...two nations separated by a uncommon diet.)
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Post by klr » Wed May 01, 2013 4:07 pm

Looks like Jonathan Swift might have been onto something after all. :food:
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Post by Tyrannical » Wed May 01, 2013 4:58 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 01, 2013 5:23 pm

Cannibalism isn't unique to any culture. Just ask Sweeney Todd.
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Post by cronus » Wed May 01, 2013 5:32 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Cannibalism isn't unique to any culture. Just ask Sweeney Todd.
He was one case. How many have you Americans eaten since Independence? No wonder you are always invading these third world dives. How many? Cough up now? :naughty:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 01, 2013 5:44 pm

The same 'argument' has been used to demonstrate that prehistoric people were cannibals... except we found 'primitives' that excarnate corpses to give burial to the bones without eating the flesh, and whose rites leave precisely the same marks...

Now; if it is certain that those bones belong to a colonist, yes, cannibalism is likely... Where was Pocahontas when she was needed?
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Post by HomerJay » Wed May 01, 2013 6:31 pm

How do they know she was dead when they started to eat her?

Typical Hollywood spin.

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Post by Pappa » Wed May 01, 2013 7:07 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Cannibalism isn't unique to any culture. Just ask Sweeney Todd.
He was one case.
He was also fictional.
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Post by cronus » Wed May 01, 2013 7:10 pm

Pappa wrote:
Scrumple wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Cannibalism isn't unique to any culture. Just ask Sweeney Todd.
He was one case.
He was also fictional.
Johnny Depp isn't. :coffee:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 01, 2013 10:54 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Cannibalism isn't unique to any culture. Just ask Sweeney Todd.
He was one case. How many have you Americans eaten since Independence? No wonder you are always invading these third world dives. How many? Cough up now? :naughty:
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Post by Cormac » Wed May 01, 2013 11:16 pm

klr wrote:Looks like Jonathan Swift might have been onto something after all. :food:
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Post by Cormac » Wed May 01, 2013 11:17 pm

Cormac wrote:
klr wrote:Looks like Jonathan Swift might have been onto something after all. :food:
A brilliantly modest Irishman, Dean Swift - man given to making brilliantly modest proposals.

...and possible evidence that, despite being a man of the cloth, that he may have been an atheist?

Who knows what grisly gourmet goulashes he cooked up in the vestry?
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Post by Seth » Thu May 02, 2013 3:39 am

Well, as old Hugh Glass, the "One-bite Cannibal" said, "Meat's meat."

For those of you not familiar with the reference, I refer you to the novel by Fredrick Manfred, "Lord Grizzly," and the movie loosely based on that book with Richard Harris, "Man in the Wilderness."

Both are adaptations of the true story of Hugh Glass, a mountain man who was mauled by a grizzly bear and left for dead by his fellow trappers. He woke up and crawled on hands and knee (the other femur was fractured and he had to splint it himself) more than 200 miles back to Fort Kiowa, on the Missouri river, in 1823.

Or, more contemporaneously, "Alive" by Piers Paul Reid.

In other words, juicy young ladies are good to eat, alive or dead.
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