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Police Tasered man, covered in petrol

Post by mistermack » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:10 pm

This must surely come under the heading of " you could't make it up "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... etrol.html
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Post by Seth » Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:54 pm

mistermack wrote:This must surely come under the heading of " you could't make it up "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... etrol.html
They could have at least procured a fire extinguisher before setting him alight...idiots.
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Post by Jason » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:50 pm

That's very illuminating. I hope it shed some light on the subject for a few dim fellows who didn't realize that arcing electricity will ignite gasoline. Flaming idiots.

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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:01 pm

Wait until the Chinese hear......
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Post by Jason » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:07 pm

Potentially volatile situation.

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Post by Azathoth » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:09 pm

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Post by Collector1337 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:14 pm

WOW!

Totally the kind of "civilized society" I want to live in.

Sounds like some cops need to be fired immediately and possibly face charges of negligent homicide.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:15 pm

I'd be interested to know what offence he'd committed before being tasered. There's no mention of why the police were called there.
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Post by Jason » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:18 pm

The article said he was threatening to set himself alight and was holding an 'open flame' - the coppers just helped him along I suppose.

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Post by klr » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:28 pm

Mr Fry, a 20-year-old shop worker, said the pair were ‘heroes’ for jumping on Mr Pimlott with blankets in a bid to put out the flames.
And at least one of the pair was exceedingly dumb.
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:33 pm

Maybe one of the "beanball" rounds would have been a better bet...
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