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Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:11 pm

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Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.

Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry.

The four women are among 25 people who face federal charges, including 13 female prison guards, CBS Baltimore reports.

The scheme involved smuggling drugs and cell phones into Baltimore City Detention Center.

U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein said the 25 defendants participated in running the activities of the Black Guerilla Family - a prison and street gang - from behind bars in Baltimore City.

Thirteen female corrections officers, seven inmates and five alleged co-conspirators are charged with racketeering, money laundering and possession with the intent to distribute.

Officials say all 13 have been suspended without pay and the department is moving to fire them.

The affidavit says the corrections officers helped members of the notorious Black Guerilla Family gang smuggle cell phones, marijuana, prescription pills and cigarettes into the jail to sell to other inmates and make thousands of dollars.

"This situation enabled BGF members to continue to run their criminal enterprise within the jail and the streets of Baltimore," said Steve Vogt, FBI.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:13 pm

That's the most elaborate escape attempt ever...
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Post by Jason » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:14 pm

Kinky.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:15 pm

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:16 pm

Getting out of there one chromosome at a time...
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:21 pm

That's like a whole new series of The Wire right there.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:24 pm

PsychoSerenity wrote:That's like a whole new series of The Wire right there.
A spin off called The Coil.
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Post by Tyrannical » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:41 pm

Problem solved.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:44 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Avatar not related. :whistle:
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:55 am

Bonk your way to freedom...

It's weird, though. I thought all female prison guards were required to be lesbian...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:21 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
PsychoSerenity wrote:That's like a whole new series of The Wire right there.
A spin off called The Coil.
Which apparently was lost somewhere along the way...
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:21 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
PsychoSerenity wrote:That's like a whole new series of The Wire right there.
A spin off called The Coil.
Which apparently was lost somewhere along the way...
ISWYDT...

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Re: Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:16 am

Four female prison guards in Baltimore fell pregnant to the same inmate, according to authorities who have busted a major smuggling gang inside the jail system.

Two of the women tattooed the inmate's name on their bodies and he showered three of them with expensive gifts including cars and jewelry.
The fourth must have just been incredibly grateful that someone wanted to knock her up! :dunno:
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Re: Four female prison guards impregnated by same inmate

Post by klr » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:16 am

Somehow, I can't see Morgan Freeman doing voice-overs in the (inevitable) movie ...
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Post by Strontium Dog » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:13 pm

klr wrote:Somehow, I can't see Morgan Freeman doing voice-overs in the (inevitable) movie ...
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