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Bras Harm Breasts

Post by cronus » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:17 pm

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Bras Harm Breasts, 15-Year-Long French Study Finds

French researcher Jean-Denis Rouillon is now making headlines, all because of the findings of one investigation he carried out with respect to bras and the effects they have on breasts.

Not to beat about the bush, this specialist claims that, as far as he can tell, not only do bras yield absolutely no benefits, but they are also harmful to a woman's wellbeing.

Jean-Denis Rouillon's statements on how bras negatively affect a woman’s breasts are based on data collected during a total of 15 years.

Within this time frame, the University of Besançon in eastern France researcher and his colleagues went through the trouble of closely monitoring whatever changes occurred in the breasts of 130 female volunteers.

According to The Inquisitr, the tools used by the scientists during this data-collecting period were a mere slide rule and caliper.

Following their monitoring these 130 women throughout the course of 15 years, the researchers came to understand that, contrary to popular belief, bras do nothing to reduce back pain.

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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:48 pm

I support this kind of research.

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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by Rum » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:28 pm

Booby prizes all round. :coffee:

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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by Jason » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:24 pm

My hippie aunt is testament to the fact that they do prevent a lot of sagging later in life. (she never wears a bra)

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:39 pm

I'm going to give the OP a grade of DD. Sorry.
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Wimmin - Ditch your Bras

Post by HomerJay » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:12 pm

WOMEN should ditch their bras, claims an expert who spent 15 years studying boobs.

According to a new study, wearing a bra doesn't reduce back pain and can actually increase breast sagging.

French professor Jean-Denis Rouillon spent a decade-and-a-half carefully measuring women's chests.

And he now reckons "bras are a false necessity".

“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity," the sports science expert told radio station France Info.

"On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.”
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:34 pm

Way to be supportive. :nono:
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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by klr » Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:45 pm

Mergification complete.

I'm sure someone can come up with a suitable joke.

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Post by FBM » Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:52 pm

Is there any humanly possible way that I could participate in this research? :begging:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:45 pm

FBM wrote:Is there any humanly possible way that I could participate in this research? :begging:
Just post pix of yourself in a bra.
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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:39 am

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Re: Bras Harm Breasts

Post by Tyrannical » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:02 am

FBM wrote:Is there any humanly possible way that I could participate in this research? :begging:
Probably not while still in Korea :hehe:
A rational skeptic should be able to discuss and debate anything, no matter how much they may personally disagree with that point of view. Discussing a subject is not agreeing with it, but understanding it.

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