Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:43 pm

People who own BB guns have small coccyges.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:13 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:People who own BB guns have small coccyges.
Ayaan has a BB gun...
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:People who own BB guns have small coccyges.
Ayaan has a BB gun...

Is it a Red Ryder or a Daisy? ...that will impact nipple dimensions.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:28 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:People who own BB guns have small coccyges.
Ayaan has a BB gun...

Is it a Red Ryder or a Daisy? ...that will impact nipple dimensions.
Not sure if it's either. It's a 9mm frame, that's all I remember about.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:31 pm

...well...the size of her pinky toes are at issue now...

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Post by Ayaan » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:34 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:People who own BB guns have small coccyges.
Ayaan has a BB gun...

Is it a Red Ryder or a Daisy? ...that will impact nipple dimensions.
Not sure if it's either. It's a 9mm frame, that's all I remember about.
I don't recall the brand.
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:38 pm

It's a Crossman Phantom 4.5 mm.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Tero » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:23 pm

If you aim good, can you put someone's eye out with it?

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Post by Ayaan » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:25 pm

Only if you're running with it indoors.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:25 pm

Ayaan wrote:It's a Crossman Phantom 4.5 mm.

That means you're compensating for an inability to fold your tongue like this:



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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:26 pm

Ayaan wrote:Only if you're running with it indoors.

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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:49 am

Ayaan wrote:Only if you're running with it indoors.
With scissors...
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by rainbow » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:06 am

RiverF wrote:This thread is silly, rainbow :mrgreen:

I believe you, FBM, and I imagine it's more than satisfactory too.



Coito .. since the penis size thing is a metaphor, I don't see why it shouldn't apply to men and women equally. I don't own any guns, drive a four cylinder Toyota, and can squeeze a cock rather nicely. Is that evidence of causality? 8-)
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:25 am

I want to see a scatter graph and a correlation coefficient! :lay:
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:51 am

Way to kill a thread, JimC. :sulk:
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