Thatcher Death Parties Scare Police Into Action

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Thatcher Death Parties Scare Police Into Action

Post by cronus » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:07 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/po ... 66452.html

Police scour social media websites as anger mounts over taxpayer-funded funeral for Margaret Thatcher

Police are bracing themselves for the likelihood that Margaret Thatcher’s partially state-funded ceremonial funeral will attract protesters as anger mounts over her controversial legacy and the Government’s decision to honour her with the help of taxpayer’s money.

Chatter on websites, social media and forums that are popular with protest networks has revealed multiple plans by groups to either demonstrate during the funeral itself or hold “Maggie’s dead parties” on the same day. Others have recommended celebrations in the days leading up to next Wednesday’s funeral with one party slated for 6pm in Trafalgar Square this Saturday evening.

If the plans come to fruition they present a logistical headache for the Metropolitan Police who will have to balance making sure the funeral cortège is not disrupted whilst respecting the public’s right to voice their opinion on one of Britain’s most divisive modern day politicians.

It is believed officers who specialise in public order issues are currently monitoring social media, websites and Blackberry’s BBM messaging networks over the coming days for any sign of protest. Their concerns have been fuelled by a number of impromptu street parties which broke out on Monday evening in Leeds, Bristol, Brixton and Glasgow – some of which resulted in arrests after sporadic clashes with police.

The Metropolitan Police said tonight it had no specific information on what plans are being drawn up to counter public order problems during the funeral but it is known preparations for the procession have been in the works for the last three years. It is likely that officers will need to line the entire route from the Houses of Parliament to St Paul’s Cathedral to make sure that the cortège is not stopped.

“London's police, the MPS, City of London and British Transport Police, are working together to deliver a security operation for Baroness Thatcher's funeral. Given the nature of the event our operation will use of a range of appropriate tactics,' a spokesman said.”

The Met’s first large scale challenge is likely to be an impromptu party which anti-Thatcher protesters are planning for this Saturday in Trafalgar Square – a corner of London forever associated with the moment the former Prime Minister’s power began to crumble as the poll tax protests turned violent. Flyers, some of which have been on websites popular with protest groups since 2004, have long called for a party in the square for the first Saturday after Mrs Thatcher’s death.

(continued, if you can't make Trafalgar Crumple is coming out of retirement to hold a Virtual Thatcher Death Party here on the forum on Saturday. Refreshments in the fridge and bring a sense of humor. :tup: )
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:15 pm

Just dump her in a fucking tea chest and drop her off at the nearest crematorium.
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Post by cronus » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:41 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Just dump her in a fucking tea chest and drop her off at the nearest crematorium.
Tony Blair says these death parties are in poor taste. He must realize he's on a list for similar treatment? :coffee:
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:47 pm

I'm sure on the day of her funeral, riot police will put at least one or two people in hospital - just for old time's sake.
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Post by ronmcd » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:03 pm

Scrumple wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Just dump her in a fucking tea chest and drop her off at the nearest crematorium.
Tony Blair says these death parties are in poor taste. He must realize he's on a list for similar treatment? :coffee:
Aye, the man who this week was revealed to have known full well there were no WMDs in Iraq ... says THIS is in poor taste?

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Post by Pappa » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:20 pm

I hope there's a riot, with violence, vandalism and widespread disorder during the funeral. It'll seal her legacy nicely.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:25 pm

Pappa wrote:I hope there's a riot, with violence, vandalism and widespread disorder during the funeral. It'll seal her legacy nicely.
And a hospitalised copper - you always need one of those - so the daily fail can gloss over the dozens of protestors with bloody, baton-bashed foreheads and dislocated shoulders to focus on a guy with a sprained wrist from all that truncheon swinging!

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Post by Pappa » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:08 pm

If there wasn't a hospitalised copper, the Fail would invent one anyway.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:24 am

I wondered how long it would be before someone mentioned tony blair. :D
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Post by cronus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:32 am

Thatcher Death Party is such a good idea it could become like Guy Fawks Night in time. :coffee:
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:38 am

Yes. Let's make April the 8th the night we burn a witch in effigy.
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Post by cronus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:01 am

Audley Strange wrote:Yes. Let's make April the 8th the night we burn a witch in effigy.
A alternative to Easter. Marking rebirth. Ding-dong the Witch is dead. End of the old and start of the new. There are massive marketing opportunities here for the shrewd.
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:27 am

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Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:09 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Yes. Let's make April the 8th the night we burn a witch in effigy.
That is such an excellent idea.
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Post by Robert_S » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:15 pm

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