
Feel free to fuck off if equations hurt your brainz - and feel free to tell me I'm a twat if it turns out I am spouting bollocks - but I don't think I am...

So, photons. They are the carrier particles for the electromagnetic force - or - if you prefer - particles of light. So let's assume that we have a photon emitter (could be a lightbulb, an infra-red lamp, or an X-ray machine - all emit photons of different wavelengths - as do radios, microwave ovens, UV bulbs and gamma ray sources such as Uranium 235.) And let's assume that it is firing photons at a stationary (relative to the emitter) receiver somewhere a light-minute away (about 11 million miles) through vacuumy space.
Now, the maths starts...
1. According to Einstein's famous mass/energy equivalency equation, E = mc2, which means that (by simply rearranging the equation) m = E/c2.
2. And, momentum (p) is defined as mass (m) times velocity (v) so p = mv.
3. We can substitute the value for mass in 1 into 2, giving p = Ev/c2
4. And the velocity of a photon is ALWAYS the speed of light (c), so this equation simplifies to p = Ec/c2 ==> p = E/c (Momentum = the energy of the photon divided by the speed of light.)
5. The Planck Relation, a fundamental equation of quantum physics, states that the energy of a photon is equal to its frequency (f) time Planck's constant (h) - E = hf. (Planck's Constant is about 6.6 × 10−34 Joules/s)
6. Also, the wavelength (λ) and frequency (f) of a photon are linked to the speed of light by the equation c = λf.
7. Substituting 5 and 6 for E and c in 4 gives - p = hf/λf ==> p = h/λ.
8. So, the momentum of a photon is simply Planck's constant divided by its wavelength. This means that the momentum of any photon is precisely known and is simply a function of its wavelength.
OK, now let's introduce Planck's old mate, Heisenberg. Heisenberg is most famous for his uncertainty principle - which is exactly what we are going to apply here.
Heisenberg's equation states that the uncertainty in the momentum of a particle, times the uncertainty in its position, can NEVER be less than h/2 (where h is the Reduced Planck Constant = h/2π)
Put algebraically, it states that ∆p.∆x ≥ h/2, which can be rearranged to state that ∆x ≥ h/2.∆p. BUT, in 8 we have shown that there is NO uncertainty in the momentum of any photon! SO ∆x = h/0 - in other words, the uncertainty in the position of a photon is equal to the Reduced Planck Constant divided by zero!!1!!
So what the fuck does this mean? Surely, you can't divide by zero, can you? Well no, not really. But, in this case, the equation boils down to the fact that the uncertainty in the position of the photon is INFINITE! IE. The photon can, quite literally, be ANYWHERE in space!
Which brings us to ask exactly what this means in terms that make sense to the average primate noggin. And for this, we need a little bit of quantum weirdness, along with some more of Einstein's relativity.
A key tenet of QED (Quantum Electrodynamics - the quantum theory of electromagnetism (ie. light) - as proposed by Richard Feynmann) is that quantum particles do not travel in definite paths from one place to another. What actually happens is that the particle takes EVERY POSSIBLE PATH between two points! This may sound insane, but it is precisely what the maths above shows! At any given time, the particle can be absolutely ANYWHERE - its uncertainty of position is 100%! And a little basic algebra on a few standard equations backs this up - which is nice.

The relativistic approach is a little harder - but also backs up the maths.
If we consider an imaginary observer, sitting on our photon, he would (by the principle of relativity) be perfectly entitled to claim that he was at rest. However, since the photon is traveling at the speed of light relative to its emitter and receiver and the space in between, from our observer's POV, this space would be moving, relative to him, at the speed of light. A consequence of this is that time would slow infinitely in that space and space would compress infinitely in the direction of travel. So, according to our observer, there is NO distance to be traveled and it occurs in NO time at all! So the photon is simultaneously at the beginning and at the end of its journey AND EVERYWHERE IN-BETWEEN!
But, if we consider another observer that is stationary relative to the emitter/receiver, he would see something completely different - from his POV, the photon would be infinitely compressed and so become a point and time would stop for the photon. So, from his POV, a point particle would take a minute to travel to the receiver.
The way to reconcile these two, seemingly contradictory, viewpoints is to recognise that relativity absolutely rules out the simultaneity of time between two relatively moving observers. No observer can ever judge that cause comes before effect, yet observers can be chosen that will claim either that two events are simultaneous, or that they happen at some finite time apart!
And this is another description of the maths above. From one viewpoint, emission and reception are simultaneous and the photon has no need to move. From the other viewpoint, a point photon takes every position in between the two extremes! It is everywhere and nowhere (baby) - that's where it's at. I would lay odds that it wears a hippy hat.
