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Re: The fear of North Korea

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:09 am

I don't think they have a missile that can reach Melbourne...

They might be able to target rEv in Brisbane, though, and some of his posts in this thread give them good reason to...
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:11 am

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Jason » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:30 am

Their rhetoric is absurd, but their military capability is not. Don't delude yourself.

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Re: The fear of North Korea

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:35 am

Făkünamę wrote:Their rhetoric is absurd, but their military capability is not. Don't delude yourself.
Their capability to put up a stiff resistance to a conventional invasion, sure.

Their capability to hit US targets with nuclear missiles (which is the main sabre they are rattling), not credible...
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Jason » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:38 am

Oh yeah, that's pretty much what I meant. Their threats of bombing the US mainland are absurd.

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:43 am

Best case scenario for an NK missile attack: Sarah Palin's house.
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:45 am

FBM wrote:Best case scenario for an NK missile attack: Sarah Palin's house.
And, just to be nice, Sarah is out at the time, and the nuclear device fails to detonate, but it ruins her favourite sofa... :yes:

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:12 am

JimC wrote:I don't think they have a missile that can reach Melbourne...

They might be able to target rEv in Brisbane, though, and some of his posts in this thread give them good reason to...
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:13 am

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They can hit Darwin! Poor old Darwin. It always cops it. :sadcheer:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:14 am

JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:Best case scenario for an NK missile attack: Sarah Palin's house.
And, just to be nice, Sarah is out at the time, and the nuclear device fails to detonate, but it ruins her favourite sofa... :yes:

(I am such a cruel, cruel bastard...)
I say the impact of it (but not detonating) blasts her clothes off. And someone records it. :naughty:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:39 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:Best case scenario for an NK missile attack: Sarah Palin's house.
And, just to be nice, Sarah is out at the time, and the nuclear device fails to detonate, but it ruins her favourite sofa... :yes:

(I am such a cruel, cruel bastard...)
I say the impact of it (but not detonating) blasts her clothes off. And someone records it. :naughty:
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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:33 am

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Re: The fear of North Korea

Post by FBM » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:04 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:NK with their battle face on.

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