English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by hadespussercats » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:54 pm

klr wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
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That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.

EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food. :hmph:
Granola bars aren't exactly health food.
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by klr » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:16 am

hadespussercats wrote:
klr wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
Image
That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.

EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food. :hmph:
Granola bars aren't exactly health food.
Which probably only serves to underscore my lack of knowledge. :hehe:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:53 am

klr wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
klr wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:What exactly is flappy about this jack?
Image
That brick couldn't flap if it tried.
That's still dangerous. If the corners don't get you, the coronary damage will.

EDIT: I see that's a Granola bar. Tell you how much I know about health food. :hmph:
Granola bars aren't exactly health food.
Which probably only serves to underscore my lack of knowledge. :hehe:
You don't know shit from granola.
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:35 am

But what about shinola?
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:08 am

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:47 am

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by FBM » Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:04 am

hadespussercats wrote:But what about shinola?
Not much of a health food, either. :ani:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:34 am

Nobody made the obvious connection, I see.

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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by PsychoSerenity » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:47 pm

Okay so I'm a bit late to this thread but I thought this had to be done:
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Re: English school bans dangerous triangle shaped flapjacks

Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:20 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Nobody made the obvious connection, I see.
I knew shape-shifting alien lizards were behind this. :shifty:
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