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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:38 pm
http://agendabeijing.com/ugly-baby-lead ... r-divorce/
A northern Chinese man named Jian Feng fell madly in love with a pretty young thing, but his love was put to the test the day his wife gave birth to their daughter. Feng was surprised that the baby was – well – probably the ugliest child he’s ever laid eyes on. Since he was obviously incapable of producing unattractive children, he blamed her for infidelity. But when the DNA tests showed he was the father, he started to dig a little deeper into his wife’s past.
According to Planet Ivy, behind his wife’s gorgeous face was a dark secret. She spent $100,000 on reconstructive surgery that transformed her from Ugly Betty to Zhang Ziyi before meeting her husband. When he found out his wife was hit one too many times with the ugly stick in her former life, he hit the road and filed for divorce. To add insult to injury, he sued her for $120,000 for marrying him under false pretenses.
Believe it or not, Feng won the case. Where else in the world can a man rightfully divorce his ugly wife, and abandon a child with a face that literally only a mother could love?
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by FBM » Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:44 pm
False advertisement?
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by hadespussercats » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:05 pm
Just when I thought my opinion of China could fall no lower...
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:12 pm
This is allegedly the wife before and after cosmetic surgery:-
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by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:15 pm
That's an old story; I'm sure it was posted about here, as I remember it...
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by Kristie » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:17 pm
Good thing my kids all turned out cute!
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by klr » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:19 pm
It smells like an urban legend, but China seems to be able to produce genuine cases in just about every conceivable category of weirdness, and a few you'd never even think of.
Oh, and where on earth did she get the money from?
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by Audley Strange » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:20 pm
hadespussercats wrote:Just when I thought my opinion of China could fall no lower...
Oh give it a couple of weeks Hades, I'm sure something else will emerge that will make that sound like a lovely romantic story.
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by hadespussercats » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:39 pm
Audley, I'm feeling ignorant for asking, but... is your avatar a celebrity? Is it you? (I don't want to imply the two are mutually exclusive.)
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by klr » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:45 pm
hadespussercats wrote:Audley, I'm feeling ignorant for asking, but... is your avatar a celebrity? Is it you? (I don't want to imply the two are mutually exclusive.)
It's a character from the film version of
The Shining, I think.
EDIT: Delbert Grady, played by the English actor Philip Stone:
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by Tyrannical » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:47 pm
This isn't the first time this has happened either. I think there was a similar case in Brazil a few years back that involved wife's secret nose job and a big nose baby.
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by tattuchu » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:51 pm
I like her better in the before pic.
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by Svartalf » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:53 pm
tattuchu wrote:I like her better in the before pic.
Urgh... the "before" pic is uglier than your and Lozzer's love baby.
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by FBM » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:29 pm
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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by Audley Strange » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:11 am
klr wrote:hadespussercats wrote:Audley, I'm feeling ignorant for asking, but... is your avatar a celebrity? Is it you? (I don't want to imply the two are mutually exclusive.)
It's a character from the film version of
The Shining, I think.
EDIT: Delbert Grady, played by the English actor Philip Stone:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Stone
Indeed.
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