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900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by cronus » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:13 pm

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/ ... ghai-river

900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Chinese officials say they have fished out 900 dead pigs from a Shanghai river that is a water source for city residents.

Officials are investigating where the pigs came from. A statement posted on Saturday on the city’s Agriculture Committee’s website says they haven’t found any evidence that the pigs were dumped into the river or of any animal epidemic.

The statement says the city and Songjiang district governments started retrieving the pigs on Friday night. By late Saturday afternoon they had recovered and disposed of more than 900.

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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:15 pm

Oh, the baconanity! :lay: :cry:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:17 pm

Swine flu.
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:42 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Swine flu.
That's certainly what it looks like. Something like that anyway.
If it was a stampede of healthy pigs that got drowned, you would think that that would be common knowledge.

There's an incentive to dump sick pig carcasses, because it costs money to dispose of them safely.
Sounds like a lot of sour pork.
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Jason » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:12 pm

Sign of the apocalypse.
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by JimC » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:01 pm

This little piggy went for a swim...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:10 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Sign of the apocalypse.
APORKALYPSE NOW

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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:20 am

Obviously, jeebus has returned and gone back to his old tricks of driving demons into herds of porkers, which then throw themselves over cliffs. Fucking deities - can't trust the fuckers to leave well alone! :lay:
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Strontium Dog » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:23 am

They all thought they were ducks. Sad story.
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:09 pm

My favorite "folklore" from my mom was that pigs didn't dare swim because their short legs would cut their throats. I never figured out how that was possible but she swore it was The Truth.
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Faithfree » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:31 pm

Nearly 6000 now - that's a lot of green bacon! :?
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:26 pm

It's obviously a mass migration gone wrong. :shifty:
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:30 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:It's obviously a mass migration gone wrong. :shifty:
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:46 am

They were attempting to evolve into hippopotami...
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Re: 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river

Post by Jason » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:40 pm

Communism disproves evolution: Mao created you as you are.
Now watch this pig.
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