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Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by cronus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:37 pm

http://news.sky.com/story/1064670/pork- ... -at-school

Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

more follows... :coffee:
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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by klr » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:45 pm

Pork and chicken? Sounds tasty to me. :food:
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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:27 pm

Jewish conspiracy or Arab?! :what:

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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by cronus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:35 pm

Rum wrote:Jewish conspiracy or Arab?! :what:
Don't ride any buses around the capital for the next few weeks. You know how sensitive they are about their pork. :coffee:
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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:02 pm

In a pig's ear I will!

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Post by Seabass » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:06 pm

Chicken sausage?!? That is definitely an affront to god! :ani:
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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:10 pm

I don't actually eat meat any more I am pleased to say. Finally bit the pullet bullet a couple of months ago.

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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:24 pm

It makes you wonder what the motive is for this. As pork is generally more expensive than chicken.
Might be just running it through the same machinery without cleaning it off, which might save a bit of money.
But after all this publicity, you would think that they would ditch that.

It could be stuff that's been processed a while ago, and then frozen, before this current scare.
Anyway, I'm not going to complain, if there is some pork in my chicken. Bacon would be better, I like chicken and bacon.
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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:28 pm

I suspect you are right. When they say such and such DNA was found, they aren't specifying the amount. It would presumably be detected even if there was just a trace left over from a job done some days before.

But of course panic is the order of the day as so often these days.

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Re: Pork Found In Halal Chicken At School

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:36 pm

The bigger worry is Muslims: May contain nuts!
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