Thankfully, I don't think there was ever much chance of that happening.Animavore wrote:As I said on RatSkep. I'm glad it wasn't an Irish pope was picked. Irish people are such nationalistic eejits it probably would've caused a resurgence.
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He looks like Judge Doom out of 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'
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Bella Fortuna wrote:OK, so no matter who was chosen I'd have the same response... Who?klr wrote:Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio ... an Argentinian Jesuit
Pope Francis I
What were the odds on that?
....or even, "Who cares?"
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Exciting perverted sex for Catholics: we used condoms.
Good thing they have the Pope for some excitement in their life. Since you go to hell for wanking.
Good thing they have the Pope for some excitement in their life. Since you go to hell for wanking.
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Yeah. Sure it did.Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of New York and head of the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, who was considered a frontrunner ahead of the Conclave says "intense prayer from all around the world" surrounded his election.
How does anyone take these people seriously with shit like that?
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"Intense prayer"... 2.8x more effective than regular prayer. 
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Long enough that I lost all my betssklr wrote:Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio ... an Argentinian Jesuit
Pope Francis I
What were the odds on that?
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Twitter comment of the day: the next pope should be called Pope Gay of Abortion.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/focus- ... ne:default
After less than 24 hours of deliberation, the College of Cardinals has elected Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina to become the Roman Catholic Church’s 266th leader, who will be the Church’s first-ever South American pope and who will be henceforth known as Pope Francis. Here are some facts about the new pope:
Date Of Birth: December 17, 1936
Date Of Death: November 16, 2015
Number Of People Who Don’t Give A Shit What He Thinks About Anything: Approximately 5.8 billion
Spouse: Isabel Alba Bergoglio
Children: Rebecca (b. 2002), Timothy (b. 2006)
Main Goals For Papacy: Keep Catholic people Catholic, convince other people to become Catholic
Old: Yes
White: Yes
Women’s Rights: Nah
Ability To Walk Up Steps Without Help: Not great
Highest-Charting Single:“Wanna Do Ya Girl (But tha Lord is My Love),” 1989, Arista Records
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What He Thinks Heaven Is Like: Mix of clouds and astroturf
Outrage Over Sexual Abuse In Catholic Church: Yeah, sure
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... in reality, that number is quite a bit higher, since a lot of supposed Catholics don't give a bear-in-the-woods shit what he thinks either.Number Of People Who Don’t Give A Shit What He Thinks About Anything: Approximately 5.8 billion
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How interesting...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... repentanceThe extent of the church's complicity in the dark deeds was excellently set out by Horacio Verbitsky, one of Argentina's most notable journalists, in his book El Silencio (Silence). He recounts how the Argentine navy with the connivance of Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio, now the Jesuit archbishop of Buenos Aires, hid from a visiting delegation of the Inter-American Human Rights Commission the dictatorship's political prisoners. Bergoglio was hiding them in nothing less than his holiday home in an island called El Silencio in the River Plate. The most shaming thing for the church is that in such circumstances Bergoglio's name was allowed to go forward in the ballot to chose the successor of John Paul II. What scandal would not have ensued if the first pope ever to be elected from the continent of America had been revealed as an accessory to murder and false imprisonment
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supported the fascists in Argentina and doesn't like gays, same old, same old.klr wrote:Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio ... an Argentinian Jesuit
Pope Francis I
What were the odds on that?
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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White smoke is smoke signal for send more alter boys.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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I think I'm glad it wasn't him. I see enough of his ugly mug in the local news as it is.Animavore wrote:Yeah. Sure it did.Cardinal Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of New York and head of the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, who was considered a frontrunner ahead of the Conclave says "intense prayer from all around the world" surrounded his election.
How does anyone take these people seriously with shit like that?
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