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The Pathetic British Scandal

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:14 pm

Other countries get proper scandals. We get some Lib-Dem arse bullying his wife into taking the rap for a speeding offence.

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Post by klr » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:18 pm

It sounds like something Orwell would have complained about. "The decline of the English scandal ..."
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Post by MrJonno » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:19 pm

We had the biggest serial killer in the Western world Dr Shipman
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:22 pm

MrJonno wrote:We had the biggest serial killer in the Western world Dr Shipman
I know! He persuaded them to take his speeding points and then killed them.
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:01 am

I'm waiting to hear that your entire cricket team has been banned for life for taking steroids...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:08 am

JimC wrote:I'm waiting to hear that your entire cricket team has been banned for life for taking steroids...
we look like we are on drugs against New Zealand
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:14 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:I'm waiting to hear that your entire cricket team has been banned for life for taking steroids...
we look like we are on drugs against New Zealand
The only abuse for the Aussie team is self and alcohol abuse, neither of which are ban-able offences...

We are both shit at the moment...
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:21 am

In the last two years we've had M.P's defrauding the state. Police taking bungs from journalists, Journalists breaking privacy laws and bribing Police and M.P.'s. We've had establishment figures outed as some kind of paedo ring and Tesco have been feeding horsemeat to the serfs. The only way it could get worse is if they found Stephen Fry had kidnapped Satan and had kept him as a sex slave in his Fritzl inspired en-suite rape dungeon.
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:22 am

Audley Strange wrote:In the last two years we've had M.P's defrauding the state. Police taking bungs from journalists, Journalists breaking privacy laws and bribing Police and M.P.'s. We've had establishment figures outed as some kind of paedo ring and Tesco have been feeding horsemeat to the serfs. The only way it could get worse is if they found Stephen Fry had kidnapped Satan and had kept him as a sex slave in his Fritzl inspired en-suite rape dungeon.
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:32 am

Don't! If you fuck Satan, The Jeesites win.
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Post by Rum » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:42 am

Brown khaki shorts, white knee socks and good sturdy sandals - what the Empire was built upon!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:17 am

Rum wrote:Brown khaki shorts, white knee socks and good sturdy sandals - what the Empire was built upon!
Hear hear!
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Re: The Pathetic British Scandal

Post by DaveDodo007 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:37 am

JimC wrote:I'm waiting to hear that your entire cricket team has been banned for life for taking steroids...
This would be the only thing that would make watch cricket, well that and naked women playing it, of course.
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