British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by SteveB » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:39 am

Svartalf is a pretend French--actually Canadian. He is in the giving end of the ass-kicking. Juno beach, baby!
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:30 pm

Good show, Brits. Wouldn't want to make Germanly pregnant...
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:36 pm

Germany is like Mordor. Once every age they have to rise up and menace the world.

However, the alliance of Hobbits (Brits), Men (Merkins), Elves (Norwegians), and Dwarves (the Jews), will rise up against the dark forces of Mordor (Germany), the Haradrim (Arabs) and the Orcs (Japanese and other Asians siding with Mordor), and the Uruk-Hai (Vichy French) and defeat them.
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Post by SteveB » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:22 pm

That's racist...? :thinks:
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:24 pm

I understand that the Chief of the Imperial Staff has "Defeat Germany" as a recurring appointment in his Outlook calendar.
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Post by SteveB » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:24 pm

Canada can be Eriador. Big and useless. Where the hell are your Russians anyway? They tend to do most of the work when the Germans get frisky.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:28 pm

I thought we were Gondor? And the Americans were the Riders of Rohan, fucking cowboys.
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Post by cronus » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:55 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I thought we were Gondor? And the Americans were the Riders of Rohan, fucking cowboys.
What about the Ents? I thought we could be Ents...? :coffee:
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:56 pm

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Clinton Huxley wrote:I thought we were Gondor? And the Americans were the Riders of Rohan, fucking cowboys.
What about the Ents? I thought we could be Ents...? :coffee:
They're the Swiss.
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by SteveB » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:36 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Scrumple wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I thought we were Gondor? And the Americans were the Riders of Rohan, fucking cowboys.
What about the Ents? I thought we could be Ents...? :coffee:
They're the Swiss.
Clearly you haven't read The Two Towers.
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Rum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:42 pm

Wales can be Gollum. :coffee:
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Post by klr » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:51 pm

What's Ireland going to be then? :ask:
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Post by cronus » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:52 pm

Rum wrote:Wales can be Gollum. :coffee:
That'll be South Wales won't it? The North is Smaegol Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:55 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I thought we were Gondor? And the Americans were the Riders of Rohan, fucking cowboys.
No, no. The Brits are definitely Hobbits, what with all your cakes, pies and cheeses, 8 meals a day and general laziness. Merkins are the Rohirrim, yes. Gondor represents the free French, I think - the ones that didn't Quisling to Mordor.
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Re: British Army Pulls Out Of Germany

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:59 pm

klr wrote:What's Ireland going to be then? :ask:
Wood Elves, from Mirkwood. It's rather mirky in Ireland.
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