Stop the presses !! Alert the army !! The Queen

[HomerJay]

Is there a scale for judging the consistency of the royal shit?

That way rather than report it everytime she could simply update her facebork profile in the morning, after a fag and a coffee she lays one down and reports - Shit Status: 3.

[Clinton Huxley]

Is there a scale for judging the consistency of the royal shit?

That way rather than report it everytime she could simply update her facebork profile in the morning, after a fag and a coffee she lays one down and reports - Shit Status: 3.

There would be an equerry for that. Lord Lieutenant of the Stool.

[mistermack]

It seems to me that we are squandering a national asset, by flushing the royal shit down the drain.

There is no doubt whatsoever, that if it was canned, and placed for auction on ebay, it would fetch serious money.
It's a national disgrace to flush it, when people can't get a bed in a care home.

I was recently in Ireland, and most houses in the west still have a picture of Jesus, with his sacred heart showing, lit by a little red electric candle. English people could do the same with a little can of the royal shit. It would pull the nation together.

And the Scots and Welsh would love it too, I'm sure. It would make the people feel closer to the monarchy.

[Clinton Huxley]

If she was to lay some wolf bait during the Queen's Speech, it would do wonders for the viewing figure. In Germany. They love that kind of thing.

[klr]

It seems to me that we are squandering a national asset, by flushing the royal shit down the drain.

There is no doubt whatsoever, that if it was canned, and placed for auction on ebay, it would fetch serious money.
It's a national disgrace to flush it, when people can't get a bed in a care home.

I was recently in Ireland, and most houses in the west still have a picture of Jesus, with his sacred heart showing, lit by a little red electric candle. English people could do the same with a little can of the royal shit. It would pull the nation together.

And the Scots and Welsh would love it too, I'm sure. It would make the people feel closer to the monarchy.

Tongue firmly in cheek there.

And thankfully, those sacred heart pictures are almost always found in the homes of the older generation. Like so much else to do with Catholicism in Ireland, they belong to the past.

[mistermack]

And thankfully, those sacred heart pictures are almost always found in the homes of the older generation. Like so much else to do with Catholicism in Ireland, they belong to the past.

Shame that. I grew up with one on the wall, and that was in Gloucester. And since my Aunt died last week, I now own a seventh share in one.
I feel holier already.

[klr]

One of my grandmothers had pictures of Pope Paul VI and JFK side by side, which was also quite common back in the day.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I have very ambivalent feeling about the queen. I'd wish her dead, but then we'd have Charles as king.

I'll bet you a drink that chuck steps down in favor of billy.

Mrs. Simpson would approve.