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Stop the presses !! Alert the army !! The Queen

Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:31 pm

... has got the shits.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:33 pm

mistermack wrote:... has got the shits.
I believe she prefers the term "her family."
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Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:35 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
mistermack wrote:... has got the shits.
I believe she prefers the term "her family."
In public, yeh. Only in public.
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Post by Pappa » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:27 pm

I have very ambivalent feeling about the queen. I'd wish her dead, but then we'd have Charles as king.
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Post by Rum » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:20 pm

A spaniel for a King!? :?

Not a bad idea actually..

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:05 pm

Pappa wrote:I have very ambivalent feeling about the queen. I'd wish her dead, but then we'd have Charles as king.
I'll bet you a drink that chuck steps down in favor of billy.
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:46 am

Pappa wrote:I have very ambivalent feeling about the queen. I'd wish her dead, but then we'd have Charles as king.
Right now, I wish everybody dead. That'd even things up a bit.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:22 am

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Pappa wrote:I have very ambivalent feeling about the queen. I'd wish her dead, but then we'd have Charles as king.
Right now, I wish everybody dead. That'd even things up a bit.
Define "everybody"... :?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:25 am

I, for one, wish Her Majesty a full recovery. God bless you, Madge, and confusion to your enemies!
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:26 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I, for one, wish Her Majesty a full recovery. God bless you, Madge, and confusion to your enemies!
Enemas to Confucius!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:28 am

And flowers to confuschias.
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Post by Rum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:42 am

Seems to me it was a good 'excuse' for cancelling a scheduled visit to Rome..
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Re: Stop the presses !! Alert the army !! The Queen

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:55 am

Rum wrote:Seems to me it was a good 'excuse' for cancelling a scheduled visit to Rome..
I can imagine that email:-

From: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

To: Cardinal Secretary Of State, Tarsicio Bertone,

One cannot attend as one has the shits.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:07 am

Rum wrote:Seems to me it was a good 'excuse' for cancelling a scheduled visit to Rome..
without a pope or an Italian gummint to meet, she could have done that without such an excuse
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Re: Stop the presses !! Alert the army !! The Queen

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:12 am

Svartalf wrote:
Rum wrote:Seems to me it was a good 'excuse' for cancelling a scheduled visit to Rome..
without a pope or an Italian gummint to meet, she could have done that without such an excuse
Aye, Italy is Europe's Somalia, an ungovernable country where, thankfully, the populace are more interested in sunglasses than machine guns.
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