Northern Ireland: Eire - Please have it! Please!

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Northern Ireland: Eire - Please have it! Please!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:12 am

I've cracked my knuckles from punching my car radio this morning, after a debate between professional ass and Democratic Unionist Party MP Jeffrey Donaldson and a woman from a pro-abortion charity. Currently, apart from cases where the health of the mother is in danger, abortions are illegal in Northern Ireland and women have to travel to England. This can be expensive and risky.

Jeffrey Donaldson's reason for retaining this law? He's the most popular politician in
Northern Ireland and anyone wanting to change the law should stand as an MP against him.

He came across as an arrogant and insufferable clod. Well, he's a DUP member so no surprise there.

Eire - I don't want these people in the UK! Please take Northern Ireland. We'll throw in Bermuda as a sweetener.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:14 am

All the Orange Lodge creatures would leave and migrate to Britain...

Are you sure you can cope with that?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:25 am

JimC wrote:All the Orange Lodge creatures would leave and migrate to Britain...

Are you sure you can cope with that?
Send 'em to the Falklands.
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Post by Rum » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:27 am

Funny how bigotry and religious conservationism are so often found in the same places innit?

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:30 am

The thing is, with NI, even the ones who are technically "on our side" are bloody awful.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:31 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:The thing is, with NI, even the ones who are technically "on our side" are bloody awful.
I blame Cromwell...

And the entire fucking Judeo-Christian tradition...
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Post by Rum » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:33 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:The thing is, with NI, even the ones who are technically "on our side" are bloody awful.
I long ago stopped seeing it as 'our side' technically or otherwise. The worst of both sides are religious bigots of the worst kind.

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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:37 am

Rum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The thing is, with NI, even the ones who are technically "on our side" are bloody awful.
I long ago stopped seeing it as 'our side' technically or otherwise. The worst of both sides are religious bigots of the worst kind.
And they used their religion to strengthen aggressive tribalism...

As it starts, so will it ever be...
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Post by MrJonno » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:55 am

Burden of nationhood we have to look after citizens we would rather they were not citizens in the first place.

Don't think many people in the UK apart from Northern Ireland Protestants would be that sad to see Northern Ireland go. Does the Republic even want it?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:03 am

The Republic would be mad to want it....
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Post by Animavore » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:32 am

*Sits on porch on rocking chair with shotgun across lap. Spots British creeping up the drive with Northern Ireland. Lifts it. Cocks it. Points it.*

Not a step closer or I'll blow yer brains out ye varmit.
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:36 am

MrJonno wrote:Burden of nationhood we have to look after citizens we would rather they were not citizens in the first place.

Don't think many people in the UK apart from Northern Ireland Protestants would be that sad to see Northern Ireland go. Does the Republic even want it?
Funny that. A lot of folks don't want Scotland to be independent, but I think almost everyone wishes Northern Ireland would fuck right off.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:37 am

Animavore wrote:*Sits on porch on rocking chair with shotgun across lap. Spots British creeping up the drive with Northern Ireland. Lifts it. Cocks it. Points it.*

Not a step closer or I'll blow yer brains out ye varmit.
When you read too many Seth posts, this sort of thing is bound to happen...

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Post by Animavore » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:43 am

JimC wrote:
Animavore wrote:*Sits on porch on rocking chair with shotgun across lap. Spots British creeping up the drive with Northern Ireland. Lifts it. Cocks it. Points it.*

Not a step closer or I'll blow yer brains out ye varmit.
When you read too many Seth posts, this sort of thing is bound to happen...

Take 10 pints of Guinness, and call me in the morning...
Whatcha mean? I read almost none of Seth's posts and often once he appears in a thread I never look at that thread again :hehe:
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:46 am

The infection is subtle...

Do you dream wistfully of the smell of gun oil?

Do you dream of .44 Magnum practice against a target with "BG" displayed?

Does the combination of "anti-marxist" and "firepower" bring you to orgasm?
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