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Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 pm

Apparently, pollutants in the water are causing otter penis bones to shrink.

I'm sticking to wine.

Chemicals may be linked to a decrease in males otters' penis bone weight, scientists say.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by FBM » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:26 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Apparently, pollutants in the water are causing otter penis bones to shrink.

I'm sticking to wine.

Chemicals may be linked to a decrease in males otters' penis bone weight, scientists say.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature
I, for one, don't have an os penis in the first place, but if you do I will bow down before you.

Edit: Wait. That didn't sound quite right. :?
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:27 pm

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Apparently, pollutants in the water are causing otter penis bones to shrink.

I'm sticking to wine.

Chemicals may be linked to a decrease in males otters' penis bone weight, scientists say.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature
I, for one, don't have an os penis in the first place, but if you do I will bow down before you.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:13 am

Female otters demand big boners!

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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:33 pm

That's otterly ridiculous.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:45 pm

Can they still get a boner?
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:01 pm

You have to beavery careful not to be punny on this thread.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by tattuchu » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:13 pm

There are people who actually study otter cocks for a living? :what:




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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:17 pm

You otter be ashamed of yourself, tattuchu.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:39 pm

tattuchu wrote:There are people who actually study otter cocks for a living? :what:




Where can I sign up? :shifty:
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:44 pm

Each supporter has a significant otter.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:51 pm

It is a comfort to me that there are experts in fields as seemingly esoteric as otter johnsons. I don't know why.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:02 pm

I think you may be confusing them with someone who builds a dam.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:05 pm

I think it's the sign of a healthy society that it can support such specialisation. /serious mode.
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Re: Otter Penis Apocalypse

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:12 pm

They could cure erectile dysfunction by modifying human penis genes with otter penis genes, to add a penis bone. The possibilities are endless. We need to expand Otter Cell Research.
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