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Go home, Zilla. You're drunk.

Post by FBM » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:35 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21515081
Huge blaze at Kansas City, Missouri, shopping district


At least 14 people have been injured after a suspected gas explosion triggered a huge blaze in a shopping district in Kansas City, Missouri.

Kansas City official Troy Schulte said the authorities did not know if anyone was killed in the fire, which destroyed a restaurant and other businesses...
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:47 am

Giant 'Zilla fart ignited by cigar smoking loon...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:18 am

Neither of those are beyond the range of possibilities...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:01 pm

Kansas City is 212 miles from here.


So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.


So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
When the wind is right?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:49 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.


So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
When the wind is right?
No, dead foul.
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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:01 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.


So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
When the wind is right?
No, dead foul.
Smells like dead fowl...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:03 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.


So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
When the wind is right?
No, dead foul.
Smells like dead fowl...
There's a scene from "Resident Evil: Extinction" was works really well here. :read:
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Post by FBM » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:06 pm

No clue there. I don't watch romantic comedies. :dunno:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:09 pm

FBM wrote:No clue there. I don't watch romantic comedies. :dunno:
You'd like the "Resident Evil" movies. Better done than most and Milla is damn tasty. :food:

(Bad taste for a zombie movie to use :food: ?)
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:No clue there. I don't watch romantic comedies. :dunno:
You'd like the "Resident Evil" movies. Better done than most and Milla is damn tasty. :food:

(Bad taste for a zombie movie to use :food: ?)
I'll consider it...no promises.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:45 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:No clue there. I don't watch romantic comedies. :dunno:
You'd like the "Resident Evil" movies. Better done than most and Milla is damn tasty. :food:

(Bad taste for a zombie movie to use :food: ?)
I'll consider it...no promises.
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Post by Tero » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.

So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
Er, that's good news. I want your toilet to face with farts going West.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:30 pm

Tero wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Kansas City is 212 miles from here.

So a fart ignition is within the realm of possibilities.
Er, that's good news. I want your toilet to face with farts going West.
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