For 20% of Brits, sex is their only (strenuous) exercise

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For 20% of Brits, sex is their only (strenuous) exercise

Post by FBM » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:22 am

Which is fine as long as a) you have as partner and b) you do it often enough to keep yourself fit.
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Fifth of Brits admit sex is the only exercise they get


A fifth of Brits have admitted that sex is the only strenuous exercise they get in an average week which might do more wonders for their love life than their waistlines.

The majority of Brits shy away from any exercise entirely, with times between the sheets with their partners are the only occasion they ever raise their heart rate, according to a survey of more than 1,800 members of the public.

But despite their reluctance to get hot and sweaty anywhere outside the bedroom, 87 per cent said they were unhappy with their physique and 74 per cent said they would like to improve their fitness.

Maz Darvish, CEO of sport and fitness equipment retailer Sweatband.com, who commissioned the survey, said, “It's disheartening to see so few people taking their health and fitness seriously, with just two fifths of people exercising at all in any given week.”

It seems that although the majority of people want to be healthier and have better physiques, just a small number are willing to put the effort into achieve this.

“With regards to the respondents that said sex was the only form of exercise they got each week, I’d say it was a start but that having seen statistics from other surveys over the years, they might want to try exercising for longer durations to reach their health and fitness goals!"

Three fifths of Brits don't exercise at all, and just 39 per cent exercise following the governments recommended level of activity of exercise, three times a week or more, Sweatband. com's research found.

Women are less likely to exercise than men, with just a third of females surveyed claiming that they exercised at least once each week compared to 44 per cent of men, according to the results.

Aside from sex, the most popular forms of exercise were running, cycling and swimming.
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Post by JimC » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:44 am

Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
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Post by cronus » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:07 am

With all the various positions every muscle is exercised during sex...covers a multitude of sins...and a treadmill rather pales in comparison with a pair of nice rounded bouncers.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:46 am

Average Briton: "I wanna be fit so long as I don't 'ave to do owt."

I used to be that Brit.

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Post by Rum » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:04 am

For a good many that means a muscular right arm and that's it!

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JimC wrote:Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
You can still get it delivered no walking required. :whisper:
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redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote:Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
You can still get it delivered no walking required. :whisper:
A click click of the mouse...
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Post by redunderthebed » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:41 am

FBM wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote:Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
You can still get it delivered no walking required. :whisper:
A click click of the mouse...
Nah get up walk out the front and hope no bastid has knocked it off. :dance:
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Post by FBM » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:03 am

redunderthebed wrote:
FBM wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote:Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
You can still get it delivered no walking required. :whisper:
A click click of the mouse...
Nah get up walk out the front and hope no bastid has knocked it off. :dance:
Y'mean, like, leaving my apt? :worried:
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Post by redunderthebed » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:22 am

FBM wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
FBM wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote:Mine is strolling to the shop to buy a paper...
You can still get it delivered no walking required. :whisper:
A click click of the mouse...
Nah get up walk out the front and hope no bastid has knocked it off. :dance:
Y'mean, like, leaving my apt? :worried:
It might but seeing the sunshine and the morning is actually quite awesome at times. :console:
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by FBM » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:25 am

redunderthebed wrote: It might but seeing the sunshine and the morning is actually quite awesome at times. :console:
Ewww...
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