Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Island

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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by Svartalf » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:13 pm

depends on how fucksome and willing the cunt.
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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by Jason » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:44 pm

Azathoth wrote:8 months a year living in a tiny cottage with someone who is guaranteed to be a cunt. Probably no internets. Fuck that
They have internets from space now. I'm using it. Sounds like a cush job, probably a lot of pussy to be had from horny bored wives visiting..

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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by Strontium Dog » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:56 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The visitors would be a nuisance but not after you faked an Ebola outbreak.
Faked...?

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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by Azathoth » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:12 pm

Făkünamę wrote:
Azathoth wrote:8 months a year living in a tiny cottage with someone who is guaranteed to be a cunt. Probably no internets. Fuck that
They have internets from space now. I'm using it. Sounds like a cush job, probably a lot of pussy to be had from horny bored wives visiting..
Horrible latency though :ani:
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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:17 pm

Couldn't I be the governor of an uninhabited Earth instead? :ask:
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