Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

[Animavore]

I just can't wait 'til the stars fall to Earth









Waaiiit!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[quote="rachelbean"]666 WAS the number of A MAN. (Voldemort) A man that lived when those pages were written and who was feared enough people had to write in code about him. (Voldemort) Scholars pretty much unanimously agree that man was nero (Voldemort), whose name translated into hebrew has the numerical value of 666. It never says he is THE antichrist (Voldemort), it says he is antichrist (Voldemort). The opposite of salvation. He lived, he died, there's no reason to keep looking for him (Voldemort). Of course that makes entirely too much sense.[/quote]
Not any more.

[klr]

Good janitor jobs are hard to find these days what with all the Ph.D.s getting the best ones.

PhDs have jobs?

[Bella Fortuna]

That fits the definition of a mental illness, i'd think. Can't function normally in society due to his irrational fear of a number.

If that were true, then the company would be obligated to "reasonably accommodate" his disability, and give him a new number on his paycheck.

Alternatively, if he cannot function due to a mental illness, then he can apply for disability payments from Social Security.

Bullshit. Pandering to people's ridiculousness isn't 'reasonable'.

[klr]

That fits the definition of a mental illness, i'd think. Can't function normally in society due to his irrational fear of a number.

If that were true, then the company would be obligated to "reasonably accommodate" his disability, and give him a new number on his paycheck.

Alternatively, if he cannot function due to a mental illness, then he can apply for disability payments from Social Security.

Bullshit. Pandering to people's ridiculousness isn't 'reasonable'.

Don't argue with Bella. She know the law on these things.

And she's probably fired more people than I've had hot dinners.

[Bella Fortuna]

I wouldn't go that far.... yet.

But I know a little bit about reasonable accommodation and such. People can ask for any wacky thing as an "accommodation"... that doesn't mean the employer has to grant it.

Anyway... back to our regularly scheduled paranoid religious nutcases...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Good janitor jobs are hard to find these days what with all the Ph.D.s getting the best ones.

PhDs have jobs?

Yeah, as janitors.

[klr]

Good janitor jobs are hard to find these days what with all the Ph.D.s getting the best ones.

PhDs have jobs?

Yeah, as janitors.

That would be a step up in the world for many of them.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

The coolest thing about the Book of Revelation is that if it occurs in the future, then there is supposed to be an actual war in heaven where the forces of God take on the forces of Satan (Lucifer, the rebellious angel) and the 1/3 of the angels side with Satan. It is not until Revelation that Satan is cast out of heaven, which, of course, implies that Satan is still in heaven right now.

And, the Christians keep talking about "end times" and such. But, the book of revelation doesn't talk about "end times," really. There will be a lot of strife and war and such, but then at a certain point, the forces of Jesus defeat the Beast, the False Prophet and then Satan (a different personage) is "bound" up for 1,000 years, and the Kingdom of God on Earth is created. People go on for another 1,000 years living in that kingdom. Then, after the 1,000 years, Satan is let loose again for a while. Then comes the final confrontation and Satan is cast into the Lake of Fire that burns forever and ever. But, even then it's not an "end time" -- a new heaven and a new Earth arise.

You missed out the whore of Babylon. I am looking forward to her, personally.

[Animavore]

The coolest thing about the Book of Revelation is that if it occurs in the future, then there is supposed to be an actual war in heaven where the forces of God take on the forces of Satan (Lucifer, the rebellious angel) and the 1/3 of the angels side with Satan. It is not until Revelation that Satan is cast out of heaven, which, of course, implies that Satan is still in heaven right now.

And, the Christians keep talking about "end times" and such. But, the book of revelation doesn't talk about "end times," really. There will be a lot of strife and war and such, but then at a certain point, the forces of Jesus defeat the Beast, the False Prophet and then Satan (a different personage) is "bound" up for 1,000 years, and the Kingdom of God on Earth is created. People go on for another 1,000 years living in that kingdom. Then, after the 1,000 years, Satan is let loose again for a while. Then comes the final confrontation and Satan is cast into the Lake of Fire that burns forever and ever. But, even then it's not an "end time" -- a new heaven and a new Earth arise.

You missed out the whore of Babylon. I am looking forward to her him, personally.

FIFY




http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/nort ... 289827.stm

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Good janitor jobs are hard to find these days what with all the Ph.D.s getting the best ones.

PhDs have jobs?

Yeah, as janitors.

That would be a step up in the world for many of them.

Yeah, especially if they taught maffs in a grade school...


...in Oz.

[pErvinalia]

That fits the definition of a mental illness, i'd think. Can't function normally in society due to his irrational fear of a number.

If that were true, then the company would be obligated to "reasonably accommodate" his disability, and give him a new number on his paycheck.

Alternatively, if he cannot function due to a mental illness, then he can apply for disability payments from Social Security.

I essentially agree with this. The guy needs help. Regarding the company giving him a new number, I think the article said that the employee didn't give them a chance this time. He just quit coz he thought the devil was after him.

[JimC]

Given that it happened 3 times, I suspect someone in accounts had a twisted sense of humour... :twisted:

[Ian]

The coolest thing about the Book of Revelation is that if it occurs in the future, then there is supposed to be an actual war in heaven where the forces of God take on the forces of Satan (Lucifer, the rebellious angel) and the 1/3 of the angels side with Satan. It is not until Revelation that Satan is cast out of heaven, which, of course, implies that Satan is still in heaven right now.

And, the Christians keep talking about "end times" and such. But, the book of revelation doesn't talk about "end times," really. There will be a lot of strife and war and such, but then at a certain point, the forces of Jesus defeat the Beast, the False Prophet and then Satan (a different personage) is "bound" up for 1,000 years, and the Kingdom of God on Earth is created. People go on for another 1,000 years living in that kingdom. Then, after the 1,000 years, Satan is let loose again for a while. Then comes the final confrontation and Satan is cast into the Lake of Fire that burns forever and ever. But, even then it's not an "end time" -- a new heaven and a new Earth arise.

Kinda sounds like Ragnarok.

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

That fits the definition of a mental illness, i'd think. Can't function normally in society due to his irrational fear of a number.

If that were true, then the company would be obligated to "reasonably accommodate" his disability, and give him a new number on his paycheck.

Alternatively, if he cannot function due to a mental illness, then he can apply for disability payments from Social Security.

I essentially agree with this. The guy needs help. Regarding the company giving him a new number, I think the article said that the employee didn't give them a chance this time. He just quit coz he thought the devil was after him.

...and changing his job would throw Ol' Nick off his trail.

C'mon people...Stupidity isn't a mental illness - it's just stupidity.