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Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:18 am

Having just watched the classic Flesh Gordon, I was just wondering what are your alternative titles are for mainstream movies.

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Post by Rum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:56 am

Come with the Wind!

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:05 pm

:lol:

Can't say I've seen a porn parody. (or is this thread about fictional parodies?)
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Post by Tero » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:46 pm

Need a Barbara Streisand for:
A Star is Porn

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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:55 pm

Saving Ryan's Privates.
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:59 pm

Star Whores (Episode IV: A New Hole)
Muffy the Vampire Layer
An Officer and a Gentleman and Golden Retriever
Dr. Buttlove, or; How I Learned To Stop Clenching and Love the Plug

All real movie titles (or so I've been told) :read:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:00 pm

Whore of the Rings Trilogy.
Fellowship of the Cock Ring
The Two Towering Tatas
Return of the King's Cock

Schindler's Fist

Gangbangs of New York

The Davinci Load

Womb Raider

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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:01 pm

Edward Penishands.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:07 pm

Howard's End

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:08 pm

Life Of Pie.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:11 pm

The Knobbit.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:12 pm

Scent of a Woman

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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:13 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Life Of Pie.
:lol: Too easy!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:14 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Life Of Pie.
:lol: Too easy!
If it can be done with only 1 extra vowel.....then all good.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:17 pm

Hey! Howard's End only added an apostrophe!

And, Scent of a Woman required no changes at all!

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