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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:19 am

Well, red, the showdown has arrived...

Tomorrow, your lads make the trip down to Skilled Stadium to face the rampaging Cats... :twisted:

(mind you, this time last year you were one of the only teams to beat us at home, but not this time, I fancy...) :eddy:

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:03 am

Well, the Cats beat Port Power 122 to 88. However, we faded badly in the last quarter, which we cannot afford to do next week against the Saints...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:28 am

Red, your blokes had a good win against the Lions... :tup:

Must admit, I wouldn't have picked them... :shifty:

Chocko is now coaching for $20 a game, I hear... :twisted: :hehe:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:25 pm

JimC wrote:Red, your blokes had a good win against the Lions... :tup:

Must admit, I wouldn't have picked them... :shifty:

Chocko is now coaching for $20 a game, I hear... :twisted: :hehe:
Indeed and i did pick them because i feel treacherous picking against them. :shifty: I don't care if he is coaching for a pack a smokes per game, he is where he belongs he is the son of a immortal of the Port Adelaide football club Fos Williams and a premiership coach of the club which completed what the pioneers of the move to the AFL set out to do in 1991 enter the AFL and eventually conquer it.

Oh and last week gave me hope we lived the creed and never gave in the Port Adelaide way and did the jumper and the club proud.I thought you might be interested in reading it its a great base for any club to start from and has being copied by other clubs too..

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:11 pm

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JimC wrote:Red, your blokes had a good win against the Lions... :tup:

Must admit, I wouldn't have picked them... :shifty:

Chocko is now coaching for $20 a game, I hear... :twisted: :hehe:
Indeed and i did pick them because i feel treacherous picking against them. :shifty: I don't care if he is coaching for a pack a smokes per game, he is where he belongs he is the son of a immortal of the Port Adelaide football club Fos Williams and a premiership coach of the club which completed what the pioneers of the move to the AFL set out to do in 1991 enter the AFL and eventually conquer it.

Oh and last week gave me hope we lived the creed and never gave in the Port Adelaide way and did the jumper and the club proud.I thought you might be interested in reading it its a great base for any club to start from and has being copied by other clubs too..

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:22 am

It is and is something we hold dear at Port Adelaide. :-)

It must be a weird feeling geelong losing but it finally happened.My sister ran in and goes "that faggot team that thrashed us in the grand final lost woohoo!". :hehe:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:17 am

redunderthebed wrote:It is and is something we hold dear at Port Adelaide. :-)

It must be a weird feeling geelong losing but it finally happened.My sister ran in and goes "that faggot team that thrashed us in the grand final lost woohoo!". :hehe:
:nono:

Ah well, only went down by a goal (to a mark in the last minute that should have been a Cats free-kick... :lay: )

The 2 sides were pretty even, and we have Stevie J. and Ottens to return... :tup:

The only other real threats other than the Saints are the Doggies and the Pies...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:30 pm

The fucking maggots beat the doggies by a point. :nono: :lay:

FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY STOLE OUR COLOURS AND OUR NAME! :pissed: :mob:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:20 am

Mr Bouquet wrote:The fucking maggots beat the doggies by a point. :nono: :lay:

FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY STOLE OUR COLOURS AND OUR NAME! :pissed: :mob:
Actually, both teams are in fucking ominous form... :shifty:

It is now a 4 horse race...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:52 pm

An under-manned Cat's side went down to the Lions by 43 points up at Brisbane, their second loss for the season. Too many big name outs, and the rest looked a little tired...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:07 am

Another disgraceful souless performance by Port that did not in anyway live up to the creed not fucking happy. :lay:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:43 am

Mr Bouquet wrote:Another disgraceful souless performance by Port that did not in anyway live up to the creed not fucking happy. :lay:
Both sides made the match a comedy of errors (I was watching it on the box). Port just made fractionally more...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by GabrielJBuckley » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:48 am

Mr Bouquet wrote:The fucking maggots beat the doggies by a point. :nono: :lay:

FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY STOLE OUR COLOURS AND OUR NAME! :pissed: :mob:
Heh... Johnny come latelies... no-one stole your pretty teal and silver costumes :)
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:43 am

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Mr Bouquet wrote:The fucking maggots beat the doggies by a point. :nono: :lay:

FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY STOLE OUR COLOURS AND OUR NAME! :pissed: :mob:
Heh... Johnny come latelies... no-one stole your pretty teal and silver costumes :)
:hehe:

Welcome back, Gabe, even though you are a Pies fan... :twisted:

Don't worry, Mr Bouquet (alias redunderthebed) hates Adelaide even more than he hates the Pies... ;)
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:12 am

GabrielJBuckley wrote:
Mr Bouquet wrote:The fucking maggots beat the doggies by a point. :nono: :lay:

FUCK OFF COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY STOLE OUR COLOURS AND OUR NAME! :pissed: :mob:
Heh... Johnny come latelies... no-one stole your pretty teal and silver costumes :)
We had to wear that because of the fucking maggots. :lay:

Don't you have a car to steal or something i'm sure eddie will let you steal one of his. :lol:
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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