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Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Island

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:43 am

Fancy a bit of peace and quiet? Then apply to be manager of Inchcolm.

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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:59 am

20,000 visitors a year and you have to share the cottage with another human being? I get more down time in my present occupation.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:15 pm

The visitors would be a nuisance but not after you faked an Ebola outbreak.
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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:18 pm

Ah...I like the way you think. :eddy:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:23 pm

of course, then they would not let you back on the mainland and you'd have to eat seals but no plan is perfect
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:26 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:The visitors would be a nuisance but not after you faked an Ebola outbreak.
Less tourists, more crack WHO teams alighting by helicopter ... :eddy:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:29 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:The visitors would be a nuisance but not after you faked an Ebola outbreak.
Less tourists, more crack WHO teams alighting by helicopter ... :eddy:
I'd back FBM against a crack WHO team. And anyway, shush! I can get a recruitment bonus for this!
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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:39 pm

I know I can take on Daltrey and Townsend, now that Entwistle and Moon are out of the way...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:25 pm

FBM wrote:I know I can take on Daltrey and Townsend, now that Entwistle and Moon are out of the way...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:25 pm

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Post by Callan » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:15 pm

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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:25 pm

In other news, the inhuman resources department are looking for dismembered wailing heads to skewer to the walls above the gates of Hell, which seems like a better option.
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:26 pm

8 months a year living in a tiny cottage with someone who is guaranteed to be a cunt. Probably no internets. Fuck that
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:37 pm

Audley Strange wrote:In other news, the inhuman resources department are looking for dismembered wailing heads to skewer to the walls above the gates of Hell, which seems like a better option.
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Re: Fancy a Job? No company car but you do get a Scottish Is

Post by hadespussercats » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:41 pm

Azathoth wrote:8 months a year living in a tiny cottage with someone who is guaranteed to be a cunt. Probably no internets. Fuck that
Better than no cunt for 8 months a year, though, right?
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