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Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:57 am

Concludes report

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/fe ... port-drugs

I suspected as much!
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by JimC » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:12 am

Indeed, it has been the news de jour down under...

I guess we simply had to move on from the "fuelled by beer" model that served us so well in the past, and embrace a bewildering chemical cocktail in the 21st century...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:16 am

It won't do, do you hear? One should be motivated purely by zeal for one's country, and possibly a wet towel.
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Post by JimC » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:17 am

We are motivated mainly by money, and also the chance to fuck over the poms...
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:18 am

Sometimes I enjoy living in total media isolation. What have we been up to now?
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:19 am

JimC wrote:We are motivated mainly by money, and also the chance to fuck over the poms...
And now we know all those victories were achieved with the aid of those drug things! I believe Australia should now have to forfeit every title ever won back to Blighty. Huzzah!
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Post by JimC » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:20 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Sometimes I enjoy living in total media isolation. What have we been up to now?
Letting criminal gangs supply our sportsmen with drugs and fix games to make money from illegal gambling...

Same old, same old...
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Post by JimC » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:21 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:We are motivated mainly by money, and also the chance to fuck over the poms...
And now we know all those victories were achieved with the aid of those drug things! I believe Australia should now have to forfeit every title ever won back to Blighty. Huzzah!
And yours were achieved by direct injection of Ceylon Breakfast tea into the spinal fluid!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:22 am

Would never happen in Blighty (exclusions apply, please see terms and conditions)
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:37 am

Enough of this idle banter! Let's start pointing fingers and naming names ... :demon:
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:29 am

I don't do sports...so all my drug-taking is completely legit.
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:42 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Sometimes I enjoy living in total media isolation. What have we been up to now?
Letting criminal gangs supply our sportsmen with drugs and fix games to make money from illegal gambling...

Same old, same old...
I eventually unlazied myself and read the article. This is really poor form.
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by Jason » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:53 pm

I smoke pot and play video games sometimes.
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:13 am

Făkünamę wrote:I smoke pot and play video games sometimes.
Probably not performance enhancing, I imagine...
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Re: Australian Sportsmen a Bunch Of Druggies

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:16 am

JimC wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:I smoke pot and play video games sometimes.
Probably not performance enhancing, I imagine...
I don't think you can just decide to sit down and order a pizza in Dead Space 3.
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