Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

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Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Post by cronus » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:32 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21320754

Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has volunteered to become the first person sent into space by his country's fledgling space programme.

"I'm ready to be the first Iranian to be sacrificed by the scientists of my country and go into space," he is quoted by state media as saying.

Iran announced last week that it had successfully sent a monkey to space.

Western nations have expressed concern that Iran's space programme is being used to develop long-range missiles.

Such missiles could potentially be used to carry nuclear warheads.

Iran denies it is seeking to develop nuclear weapons and insists its nuclear programme is solely for peaceful purposes.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:22 pm

If they've already sent a monkey up there, why send another? :dunno:
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Post by Jason » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:53 pm

Bold move.. little sabotage and bye bye Ahmad.

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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:30 pm

The international community applauds the president of Iran in his forward thinking and accepts his heroic offer to travel off this planet. We ask that other politicians and establishment figures follow Mr Ahmadinejad and volunteer for this historic mission too.
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Post by klr » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:25 pm

Scrumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21320754

Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has volunteered to become the first person sent into space by his country's fledgling space programme.

"I'm ready to be the first Iranian to be sacrificed by the scientists of my country and go into space," he is quoted by state media as saying.

Iran announced last week that it had successfully sent a monkey to space.

Western nations have expressed concern that Iran's space programme is being used to develop long-range missiles.

Such missiles could potentially be used to carry nuclear warheads.

Iran denies it is seeking to develop nuclear weapons and insists its nuclear programme is solely for peaceful purposes.

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"sacrificed by the scientists ..." Is that translation correct? :ask:
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Re: Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Post by cronus » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:37 am

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:29 am

Can you hear me Major Ahmedinijad, can you hear me Major Ahmedinijad?
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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:34 am

Melodrama seems to be in thing for today's modern leader. Putin baring his chest, I'm A Dinner Jacket blasting off into orbit...

What's next? Angela Merkel demonstrating fellatio on the Greek PM?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:41 am

JimC wrote:Melodrama seems to be in thing for today's modern leader. Putin baring his chest, I'm A Dinner Jacket blasting off into orbit...

What's next? Angela Merkel demonstrating fellatio on the Greek PM?
It's more likely the Greek PM will have to do something unspeakable to Merkel in exchange for a few more shillings.
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Re: Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Post by cronus » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:55 am

President Ahmadinejad wiped off map and lost in space? :coffee:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:56 am

I hope for his sake their space capsule is more convincing than their stealth fighter.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:18 am

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:20 am

It would be amusing if they did manage to get a chap in orbit during the period when the US has temporarily lost that capability. It would make certain people terribly cross.
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Re: Iran's President Ahmadinejad offers to go into space

Post by JimC » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:25 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:It would be amusing if they did manage to get a chap in orbit during the period when the US has temporarily lost that capability. It would make certain people terribly cross.
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