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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by cronus » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:14 am

Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by HomerJay » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:26 am

Hang on a minute:
Men in the study reported having had sex an average of 5.2 times in the month prior to the survey while women reported 5.6 times on average
How are the women having more frequent sex than the men?

The dirty whores, they're sleeping around.

So in fact the survey proves that if your wife starts doing more housework it's a guilt reflex caused by the fact she's being poked by your neighbour.

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:32 am

Scrumple wrote:Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
I vacuum, mop floors and do a fair amount of the washing up.

Mostly because they are straightforward, unlike cooking...

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Rum » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:44 am

JimC wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Female housework traditionally included washing up, vacuuming and making the beds. Things that take minutes unless you can afford a mansion and maid? It isn't like the duvet hasn't been invented. These are really nest maintenance chores and might influence the breeding hormones in a female? Whilst the man is more concerned with automobiles and outside work so he can visit his other women?
I vacuum, mop floors and do a fair amount of the washing up.

Mostly because they are straightforward, unlike cooking...

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I do all that and the cooking and we do sex stuff quite a lot!

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:55 am

I'm good at cooking and sexing, housework not so much.

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Tero » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:24 pm

Is it cause they don't want to get the sheets dirty? They'll have to do the laundry and all.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:25 pm

rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas :think:
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Tero » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:26 pm

HomerJay wrote:Hang on a minute:
Men in the study reported having had sex an average of 5.2 times in the month prior to the survey while women reported 5.6 times on average
How are the women having more frequent sex than the men?

The dirty whores, they're sleeping around.

So in fact the survey proves that if your wife starts doing more housework it's a guilt reflex caused by the fact she's being poked by your neighbour.
These women live on a different planet.

I've been proposing a control planet for ages. We put it on the same orbit as earth but 6 months away. It will have small control population. We'll study both sex and house work and global warming. We can also study the affect of sex on global warming.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:37 pm

I wonder if they studies households with gay couples?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:38 pm

rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas :think:
But people who don't help with housework are cunts...
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:40 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas :think:
But people who don't help with housework are cunts...
I still remember the day Mom put an orange crate up to the sink and showed David and me how to do dishes. I didn't know that would go on for another 13 years. :sulk:
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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:46 pm

Hey I wash a cup from time to time, I'm a new man how dare they talk about tradition!!! The bastards will all claim we speak english next.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:50 pm

Then, of course, we get those households where NOBODY does housework. Who gets all the sex there?
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Post by Tero » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:00 pm

Why do we need more than 1 cup bowl and plate? You just rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.

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Re: Husbands who do female housework have less sex

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:02 pm

Tero wrote:Why do we need more than 1 cup bowl and plate? You just rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.
If you don't have a dog.
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