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Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:57 pm

Apparently, the Iranians have put a monkey in space. How do you like that, Evil Satanic Empire of the United States of McDonalds?!?

The Department of Defense will be able to get a few more billion out of congress now - "Sir, we believe that these monkeys have been weaponised and represent a clear and present danger to freedom itself. We MUST have the funds to respond with an orbital marmot"
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by cronus » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:03 pm

They don't grow monkeys in Iran do they?

Looks like two or they've been at the photoshop again?

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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:47 pm

Peta says "chill the fuck out -- we got this..." http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/arch ... nkeys.aspx
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by Jason » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:59 pm

Good GOD! Intercontinental Ballistic Monkeys!~!1!!!!!11
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by Jason » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:01 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:we got this..." http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/arch ... nkeys.aspx
Coito ergo sum wrote:/b/thepetafiles/
Coito ergo sum wrote:thepetafiles
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by mistermack » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:12 pm

This is atrocious monkey business.

These foreign monkies are taking the jobs of Guinea Pigs.
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:55 am

Surely monkeys are unclean?
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Re: Iranian Space Monkeys!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:44 pm

mistermack wrote:This is atrocious monkey business.

These foreign monkies are taking the jobs of Guinea Pigs.
Please, it's not Guinea Pigs it's Dego Pigs...or Wop Pigs. Don't be so politically incorrect.
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