What's Scarier Than Clowns?

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What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:42 pm

Yep, you guessed it: Christ Clowns. :ddpan:

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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:45 pm

Do they have bears?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:45 pm

I can hardly bear them; does that count?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:48 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I can hardly bear them; does that count?
No, they need bears to tear the kids apart if they don't like the show and mock it.
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by tattuchu » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:51 pm

Jesus fucking Christ :shock:
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But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:58 pm

Do they have those fake flowers that squirt (holy) water?

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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by fretmeister » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm

and I was just thinking about how to expand my magic business!
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:57 pm

Well, if religion is anything, it's smoke and mirrors...
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:45 pm

Our God, is an awesome God he reigns, toot-toot
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:48 pm

In the name of the father, the son, and the rubber chicken. Amen. :tea:
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:49 pm

Our Lord was nailed to two planks, for our sins. Then he stepped in a bucket of paint etc etc
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:50 pm

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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:52 pm

Don't forget to inflate your shoes for Jesus!
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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

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Re: What's Scarier Than Clowns?

Post by Callan » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:34 pm

What's scarier than clowns?

Clowns with custard....

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