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Norwegian Cheese Fire Shuts Tunnel

Post by cronus » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:22 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244

Norway goat cheese fire closes tunnel

A road tunnel in Norway has been closed - by a lorry-load of burning cheese.

About 27 tonnes of caramelised brown goat cheese - a delicacy known as Brunost - caught light as it was being driven through the Brattli Tunnel at Tysfjord, northern Norway, last week.

The fire raged for five days and smouldering toxic gases were slowing the recovery operation, officials said.

The tunnel - which is said to be badly damaged - is likely to remain closed for several weeks, they added.

"We can't go in until it's safe," geologist Viggo Aronsen told Norwegian broadcaster NRK.

Police officer Viggo Berg said the high concentration of fat and sugar in the cheese made it burn "almost like petrol if it gets hot enough".

The lorry driver had noticed the fire in his trailer and abandoned it about 300m (1,000ft) from the southern entrance. No-one was hurt.

Kjell Bjoern Vinje, of the Norwegian Public Roads Administration, said it was the first time he could remember cheese catching fire on Norwegian roads.

"I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well," he said.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:24 pm

:cry: Ohhhh the humanity!
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:24 pm

Now if the following truck had been carrying pork...

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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:55 pm

Dammit I read shuts as sluts and was hoping for some horror.
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Post by normal » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:05 pm

It's not a delicacy, it's an every day thing to use on bread
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Re: Norwegian Cheese Fire Shuts Tunnel

Post by cronus » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:29 pm

Gonna have some cheese on toast....
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Post by mistermack » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:55 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::cry: Ohhhh the humanity!
Ohhhh, the goateriaty !

Mind you, 27 tons is a lot of goat-years worth of goat cheese.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

normal wrote:It's not a delicacy, it's an every day thing to use on bread
Is it nice grilled?
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Post by Callan » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:50 pm

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normal wrote:It's not a delicacy, it's an every day thing to use on bread
Is it nice grilled?
If you have a taste for cheese-flavoured fudge, yes.

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Post by normal » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:15 pm

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normal wrote:It's not a delicacy, it's an every day thing to use on bread
Is it nice grilled?
I've never tried. It sounds like a crazy thing to do.

But it is awesome on bread with either just milk or a cup of hot chocolate. Mmmmm... :drool: I think I'll go get some right now! :food:
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Post by normal » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:21 pm

Mmmm, oh sweet mother of all things goaty! This is so good!
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Post by Mysturji » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:51 am

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Re: Norwegian Cheese Fire Shuts Tunnel

Post by Faithfree » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:21 pm

I buy goat cheese occasionally, it's always white, and it's extremely nom - but I've never had this brown stuff - a new gastronomic experience to try (with fire extinguisher handy). :food:
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